Just Dupes Being Dupes

Mother, oooh did not mean to make you weep; if I doth not return this time on the morrow!

Immediately after this, (and once Quincey was out of earshot), there was the expected huffing and puffing and I Am the Master of This Castle and These Mountains et cetera, et cetera.

Jonathan tried to ride it out in nodding noncommittal silence.

Mina, devoid of even a fraction of a fuck to give, agreed yes, of course he was. But out of curiosity, when was the last time he attended to anything to do with his title or its duties in the last, say, twenty years? She seems to recall someone of more maturity stepping in to manage every iota of the work while the Master of the Castle was busy with the terribly trying labor of, let her check her notes, strutting around being impressed with himself. Is it not so?

Dracula, doubly pissed, ready to erupt and go full Monster Mode, slipped into a fuming villain monologue--

And his voice cracked.

Jonathan was stone-faced, but white-knuckling his armrest. Mina's psychic laughter could shake the Carpathians. Quincey popped his head in to ask what's the matter, did something happen? Notably, with a pubescent pitch not that many octaves removed from the Count's.

That night was full of thunder and the next family dinner saw the Count grousing that he had no appetite tonight. Or the next. Not until he was iron grey, for some reason.

Jonathan, meanwhile, found his shaving kit mysteriously returned. Plus enough shaving lather to last a decade.

Consider this a cap to this bit of nonsense. Scruffy Winter Mode Jonathan has to get back to his clean-shaven self somehow.

Final apologies to @ibrithir-was-here, thank you for putting up with the shenanigans

(Note: If you haven't jumped on the Blood of My Blood AU, you're missing out. One of the tastiest Dracula Bad Ending stories-in-progress I've ever come across.)

I was gonna make a joke but I just can’t think of anything funny. It’s just so absurd!

White wiccans: Black magic, voodoo and hoodoo are all BAD and EVIL. You shouldn’t do it uwu 🌸🌸

Also white wiccans: *literally steal the bones of minority or otherwise poor who couldn’t afford proper burials*

Mice on the dice

E: I had three 22 martial commanders, and they all died, independently, within a month.

Me: Why does this keep happening?!?! Seriously I’m running out of guys with a decent martial stat!

Giving the furries what they want I see..

YALL,,,,

I JUST GOT PINGED IN THE ANNOUNCMENTS CHANNEL IN THE OFFICIAL COTL SERVER...

CW: SEMI NUDITY???

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNNNN???

THE FOLLOWERS IN THE BACK??? HELP???

I can’t unsee Jim Carrey being Jerma, and Ludwig’s love child now. Thanks I hate it!

Playing on my Jerma's Dollhouse legacy save!! Here's Jerma and Emelia's child - no mods or cc! His household is in the Gallery if you want him 🥰

The reason there are no children in Morrowind

I may have wanted to make something for Spooky Month.

I like to imagine that the children of Morrowind are there, but a bunch of them go missing and end up serving the Sixth House in one big dysfunctional family cult.

I'd honestly be terrified too if I had a child that ended up like this too.

okay I’m on this site all the time how the fuck did I just find out about the Portland Polycule Cult?