Brits, Are You Okay?

So I found out someone on this website was Stealing bones from Graveyards in Louisiana.

Still can’t believe Necromancers use this site!

Jesus Take the Wheel!

I fucking love Miitopia

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idk about you all but im pretty sure i could take the maroon creature in a fight

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hey! friendly reminder to use a trigger warning for mentions of @rt*ficer, some people have had to face them in person and it hasnt ended well :)

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hey here's your reminder that trying to shelterstuck-ify your text to avoid spelling it outright is actually worse for other scavs trying to block the term altogether asshole

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what the fuck is shelterstuck

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shelterstuck heritage post

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you know what never fucking mind

I honestly didn't expect to make poor Adversary grossed out and scared X'D

idk it was so funny to me for some reason

especially the:

"... can i go back and get my knife though?... 🥺"

"NO."

"okay...🥺"

This will be a Really short Light Novel!

May or may not include all the existing cliches and tropes.

So for me, the top five books that I do this with are probably...oh god this is hard...

Star by Star by Troy Denning

Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn

Martin the Warrior by Brian Jacques

Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko

Leave the best books that destroyed you emotionally in the tags!

I hope all my Jewish followers, and friends stay safe.

Ahh that’s why I love this podcast (Also Cecil, And Carlos are best couple!)

Welcome to Night Vale where:

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Blue helicopters will keep your children safe and hardly ever take one

Hawks aren’t real 

There are different sizes of infinity

The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore

Alligators can eat your children

Guns don’t kill people

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error

You know better than to acknowledge the angels

John Peters, you know, the farmer?

Wait, i’m sorry, did i say number 12? I… I don’t actually remember… 

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Steeeve Carlsssberg

The Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area never existed

Your existence is not impossible… but it’s also not very likely

The sky is mostly void, partially starry

We all pretend to sleep

Wheat (and it’s by-products) may turn into snakes (of the highly poisonous variety) or spirits (of the destructive and malevolent variety)

If you’re approached by a librarian, keep still and do not run

We like our coffee like we like our nights! Dark. Endless. And impossible to sleep through

Monday would like you to leave it alone

You can’t survive forever

Books have stopped working

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

and now, the weather

I HC the Pale King’s voice to be the Streamer DougDoug (If you know, you know why.)