I'm the anon who requested the sniper spidey-sense fic, and let me just say
I am absolutely in love with the fic. I've read it twice now
Just-
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I need that gangly mf
Literally tysm for writing it- I'm such a loser over that crocodile dundee parody
I am happy you enjoyed it! š¤
Without you, it wouldn't exist. It was a fun idea and I had a lot of fun writing this one
Hehe, can't blame you! Sniper is an amazing character!
Thank you for such kind words dear anon, I appreciate it š«°āØļø
Hi...
Scout x reader, if it's not to much of a problem?
-Tavern
[*cracks knuckles* I got ya. I am so sorry this took that long!!š"']
Hard to ask
ā TF2 Scout x reader [crush]
Your day started with a lot of work. You had to deliver some boxes to Medic, full of new organs of exotic animals. You walked through long corridor whenever suddenly you heard voices from behind the door.
"Are you sure? You did make sure to get this specific one, right?" It was Scout's voice.
"Yes, I did. I had to. Otherwise, you wouldn't leave me alone." Another voice replied. It belonged to...Spy?
You pressed you head to the door, trying to catch more of this conversation. It wasn't common for Spy and Scout to talk outside of work, so you were a bit curious about what those two are up to.
"Now my payment." said Spy.
"Okey okey, fine. And remember, don't tell anyone about this!" Scout replied.
"I promise I won't. It's not like this is the best keept secret in the base"
"Oh fuck you. Just leave" Scout said annoyed by Spy's attitude.
You quickly backed away from the door before they were opened by Spy. He stopped when he noticed you, standing still in the corridor, holding two cardboard boxesat. You thought he is going to be angry or start to ask questions, but to your surprise, he just smirked and walked away without saying anything. Scout walked out from his room, shouting at Spy's back.
"Yea, that's right! Leave and AH-" Scout screamed when he noticed you, standing behind him and jumped up in the air like a scared cat.
"Oh! What are you- i mean- what are you doing here?" he quickly changed his pose from scaredy-cat to confident in a second. Of course, he leaned against the wall to look cooler for you.
"Me? I uhhh- I was just simply passing by with some boxes I need to deliverto Medic" you said calmly.
"I seeeee" he answered as calmly as he could.
"I can't help but ask ... what Spy was doing in your room?"
You noticed that Scout on these words immediately started to sweat and move his hands chaotically left and right, to find comfortable position before crossing them on his chest.
"N-Nothin', just uhhhh we were talking about... work!"
"Work?" You asked with suspicious look.
"Uhhh yea yea! Totally! He brought me more contracts today, that's all"
"Isn't that Miss Pauling's job?" you asked.
"Uhhhhhhhh....- Oh look a distraction!"
He said quickly and pointed behind you. In impuls, you turned around, realising that he just bamboozled you, and when you turned around to face him you realized he was already gone. Confused, you just shrug your shoulders and moved on to deliver packages to Medic, so he could continue his twisted experiments wondering what kind od secret Scout is hiding.
You noticed that Scout has been acting strange lately, to the point you considered for a moment he might be a enemy Spyn, but other mercs assured you he isn't. You talked with everyone about it, but no one seemsesd have clear answer as to why he was acting like this. You felt left out, as if they knew something you didn't. What if he didn't like you anymore..., you took a deep breath before walking up to Scout, who was eating his breakfast.
"Scout. Can we talk? Alone?" You asked.
Scout spit out his drink before looking at you.
"I uhhh. S-Sure. But maybe later? How about... on the roof at sunset?" he proposed.
You aggred, walking away a bit sad. He was always ready to talk with you about everything right away. You tried not to think about it, so you went to your room to prepare for the evening.
When the sun was finally starting to set, you immediately went to the roof for a meeting with Scout. He was there first, dressed up in nice clothes, without his favorite hat and something behind his back.
"There you are! Good to see ya good lookin' " He said happily greeting you.
"Hello, Scout. It's good to see you" you said, gently smiling.
"You look- you look- uhhhhh- gorgeous! Yes! Absolutely gorgeous"
"Thank you. You look great too"
He smiled and chukled.
"Hey, uhhhh, there is something I needed to tell ya. You see...I-... you see- I really wanted to tell you that, but... I didn't know how"
Hearing this, you sighed and with sad look on your fave you spoke.
"I understand. And that's okay with me..."
"Uhhhh- really? That is- wow! That's great!"
"Yea... I understand if you don't want to be near me...." you said with small tear in your eye.
"Yes I- wait what!?" Scoit jumped, at these words.
"I saw that one coming. You were avoiding me for weeks. You were ignored me. If I was making you feel uncomfortable with my presence, that's fine-"
"Wow, wow, what?!" Scout shouted. "You never made me feel uncomfortable! I- what are you talking about?!"
You looked at Scout with some tears in your eyes. Seeing this, Scout sighed and walked up to you.
"H-Hey, don't cry. I-.... I'm sorry. I never wanted to make you feel ignored. It was.... stupid. " he cleaned tears from your cheeks before biting his lip. "Look, I'm not the best at this, and this is probably realllyyyy awkward for ya, but... I never ignored you because I don't like you. I didn't talk to you because I was a bit, but just a bit scared. Because you are so cool and hot and cool and you are you!"
You blushed and looked at a Scout, as he finally showed you a small black box.
"My point is... you are like, so cool, and I think I like you. Like like you like you. Like superrr like you. So, I wanted to ask if you would like to go on a date...with me?" he opened a small box, and the inside was a small beautiful brooch.
"I made sure it has your favourite colours on it. Do you...like it?"
"I do. Yes! Thank you"
Scout made small victory dance before pinning it to your chest. He smiled and walked up closer to you.
"So uh, would you like to go out on a date with me?"
"Yes, of course" you answered.
Scout smiled and hugged you with all his strength. After a while, he let you go and the two of you started talking about the date, where and when you should arrive, what you should wear (Scoit said you look great in anything anyway), and finally to say goodbye he gently kissed your cheek.
"See you later then, hot shot" he laughed when he saw your cheeks getting more red. "Aww, don't worry, maybe I'll kiss you more on our date" he said before walking away.
You stood there, looking up at the sky, flustered and happy that you two would spend time together, and that was all you could think about....
[Hope you enjoyed this shot story. I apologise for not writing this earlier. If you want more, crush/romantic/platonic story's with mercs ask for them in my askbox! Thank you for reading!šš]
I SIMPLY AM NOT DONE WITH THEM! THE BLU TEAM AND LOVE.
scout: ultra mega cringelord loser. he is literally bragging about you to anyone who will listen. teammates while theyāre taking enemy fire, the enemy team while he is actively shooting them, pauling when she calls for an update on a solo mission; hell, heāll call haleās secretary and gab all day if he can. everyone is wondering where he is finding the time between jerking his own ego off and dying on the field. there comes a point they genuinely just donāt think you exist. there is no way this dweeb had enough social wits for anyone to be willing to tolerate him for an extended period of time. objectively the safest merc to be in a relationship with, because he has convinced everyone by being so extremely overbearing, and oversharing literally every detail of your life to them, that if they wanted to they could verify your existence in seconds. but they just donāt believe him. theyāre not even willing to give him the respect to see if heās telling the truth. loves going on dates! thoroughly enjoys a roller rink date, a drive in theatre date, a walk in the park, heāll do any and everything with you! and then turn around and tell the team exactly what you did, exactly what you said, and your exact stance on every single one of them. they are going to implode if they ever find out youāre real.
soldier: jane doe is honestly⦠such a cool guy when heās in love and loved by others. casual is finally a mode he can enter. itās like a secret unlockable where he takes off his helmet and goes from soldier to jane doe. heās quite funny! shockingly, a solid contender for the most Normal partner of the bunch. you get a date and he gets handsome for you twice a month or so, small gifts, usually bullet, battle, or america themed. likes bringing you the enemy scoutās dog tags. itās more like his own little counter for how often he can get that scrawny twat every time he adds to it. always, always gets you flowers. he doesnāt arrange them, but he can get his spy to with a nice enough tone, and maybe some money. likes to take you to the lake. heās not particularly needy as long as you seem satisfied. every once in a while he might ask you to join him on an odds and ends mission, but you have to stay in the car. he doesnāt know what heād do to himself if something happened to you. but he likes to have you around! itās almost like a test. the job is a big part of his life, so he needs someone who can handle it.
pyro: every day that pyro can wake up and look themselves in the mirror and say they are loved and then someone can immediately back that up with āthatās true, because i love youā is a day pyro will shed many, many tears. pyro did not ever think there could possibly be a day they could look at the mirror and say they are loved and actually mean it. actually be telling the truth. they were enough to be loved. they are enough to be loved. by someone other than themselves. they hug you tightly. they never leave your side. they genuinely couldnāt imagine it. they would cut their own arms off before they refused to hold you. they would cut their own legs off before it meant they couldnāt come to you when you call for them. and they are just so thankful. thankful for the opportunity, thankful for your company, thankful to be alive and breathing air in the same general location as you. every step was worth it. every ache was worth it. every bitter day and lonely night was worth these precious moments.
demo: heās so certain this is closest he will ever get to feeling complete. he doesnāt feel an urge to drink as much, and for a while he is⦠a less than stellar man. and he will resent himself for the fact he didnāt do this before he met you until he is dead and buried in the ground. he may disappear for a while on a path to⦠less frequent states of drunk. and when he gets where he wants to be for you, he comes back the same, yet different. dedicated, and domesticated. still humorous, still intense, still wildly entertaining to engage in a lengthy conversation with and still a terrible person to involve in an already bad plan. but he has long term plans for what feels like the first time⦠ever. he feels like heās got a reason to be something greater than great. instead of feeling like heās in a rat race. thereās a point to the money. thereās a point to the fight. and the most important part, thereās a reason to stop this war.
heavy: he is in an almost constant panic. you might as well not exist to him in public. and it does you best to do him the same. the less you interact where people can see, the better it is, because when youāre alone⦠heās sickeningly sweet. he wonāt leave you be. he will eat what you leave, he will watch what you watch, do what you want to do, tend to you, care for you, proclaim his unfettered devotion⦠inside the house. and ignore you in public. there is a gnawing fear mikhail has, that he canāt place the origin of, that at any moment he will lose everything heās ever cared for. and heās okay if all he loses is guns, and objectives, and money, and himself. regularly. but the idea of losing others can send him into a spiral. and he gets so mad because it only takes a second. a moment of weakness, one instance of him dropping the ball and he will turn around and everything he cares for is gone. he is cruelly reminded on a daily basis. it costs him his teammatesā lives. and he chooses to not care about them, because otherwise he would quit this job. he understands the wall he is to the people who dare risk relying on him. he cannot handle any more responsibility than he has already taken. but for the right person⦠he just wouldnāt be able to help himself. the social control he exercises becomes a fountain to you. take from it when you need. use who you must. he will be there to ensure your success.
engineer: are you ready to meet the man with the biggest dick energy. he just exudes cool calm collection. it is like every question he ever had is answered. he knows the world is good because you are in it. he knows he is good because he is loved. because you love him. and he knows he is good because he loves you, too. he is not a fool in love. he takes his responsibilities as your partner seriously. you will never want for anything. you will never need anything. and he just blossoms. confident, motivated, inspired, some could even call him cocky. but heās not cocky. heās just loved. and heās a man in love. a provider and a friend. a shoulder to cry on. and much more vulnerable. actually willing to talk about why he has the views he does. conversations are much more common. and he likes to show you off. anything he can find to brag about you, he will. it really does annoy the rest of the team. they didnāt realize there was a time they would miss the silence the man provided. but confident dell takes that confidence everywhere. and that includes the battlefield. gets downright stupid out there sometimes. he feels like a teenager again.
medic: love hits the doctor like a goose hits an airplane engine: faster than he can mentally register. it is an epiphany in the middle of the night, it is consuming him, it is a bad idea, and it will kill him before he can let it go. he canāt let it go. he finds himself too⦠light. too āhappyā. too considerate. none of these things ever come across to you. he really doesnāt seem to change unless you know him. his syntax changes. he picks positively coded synonyms when he would otherwise use a neutral or negative leaning term. heās a little more open to taking a break, or setting things off. his face softens, he relaxes. he feels good, and it doesnāt take work to get there. he just feels⦠okay. and everything is okay. hesitantly touchy. he social distances himself away from you, and over the course of ten or so minutes eventually youāll feel the shuffle of fabric as he has crept his way to your side. then you feel the weight of his head on you. he will not move from there. tight hand holder, chronic sleeper. donāt ask this man to watch a movie with you; thatās asking him to take a nap. face buried in your neck, or your chest, or your lap. when heās bold, heās a hard biter. he loves to make you screech. itās funny to him when you try to push him off, but heās quick to retreat. youāre just fascinating to him.
sniper: ohhhhohoho, he likes you! this is also when you realize snipes is⦠kind of a loser. he gets a little big for his britches. starts calling you his āmain thingā when youāre his only thing past work. makes crude, awkward, and sometimes incredibly funny jokes. but usually youāre now getting what are his absolute worst jokes. heās testing them. seeing which ones land. big, dopey smiles under the hat. plays unnecessarily cool in public. yeah, youāre his partner. his mate, even. get it? heās nudging your shoulder as he says this, by the way. he cannot play cool long because he is an absolute nitwit. and he gets one look at you and he canāt help the grin spreading across his face. heās almost waiting for the rug to be pulled from underneath him. heās waiting for you to leave. heās pretty confident you wonāt though. he thoroughly stresses himself about your death, and when it will occur. itās like a quarterly occurrence, on a bad day in battle, that he will come to you, and heāll almost be mean. and if you call him out on it, eventually he will break down on you. tell you about what he does for a job. and he canāt stop thinking about it. if something happens to you, you wonāt come back. he doesnāt even know how long he will keep coming back. thereās a real chance he just doesnāt, because he doesnāt know. is he even himself when he comes back? when he gets it all out, he feels a little better. he holds you tighter. he really doesnāt want to let you go.
spy: stupid, desperate, hopeless romantic. and a chronic homemaker. if a beautiful wealthy older person approached him and said heād never have to work a day in his life and heās at the top of the will nobody would ever see this man again. all he wants to do is cook, clean, and care for a kid or two. or four. or none! what matters is if you give this man the option he is more than happy to let you be the breadwinner. he will still dress to the nines. breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, bath drawn when youāre off work. you donāt even realize you have laundry half the time because spy gets it done. and when he deems his work done, he will join you shortly. you will never have to lift a finger to do anything more than get your ass up and go to work. the home will never be a responsibility you have to worry about. he is screaming to the night sky for someone to turn him into a trophy husband. heāll feed the animals. walk the dog. clean the toilet with his personal toothbrush. please god someone come get him so he can quit this job.
Okay, so me and my friend enjoy your writing, and on behalf of my friend I was suppose to ask if it was possible to do like a sniper x spy or heavy x medic. But we understand if you can't so you can just pick one of the mercs and do it x gender fluid reader.
Also, from both of us, don't overwork yourself to burn out.
[Yoo! Thank you so much for this request! I'm glad you and your friend like my writing and my art! And thank you I will take breaks! Again thank you for liking what I'm doing! It means a lot! Have a nice reading!šš]
Birds, Bears and blood
> TF2 Heavy x Medic
> unexpected additional merc appearance
> gore and blood. Like- a lot.
The day started surprisingly calm. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and as usual, Pyro was trying to set their room on fire. Heavy and Medic were sitting together in the common room. Heavy was reading his book while the Medic calmly rested his head on his lap. Ah. What a peaceful day it is. And nothing will-
...nevermind. Medic stood up, Heavy put his book away, and picked up the phone.
"Hello?-"
"Heavy! Thank god! Finally someone picked up! I was calling Spy, Pyro, Sniper- heck even Scout!None of them answered the phone. Listen, I have important job for you"
"A job huh. Continue, Heavy is listening"
"Alright. Phew- so. Tonight there is a ball organized in tribute to the death of Tom Jones by his fans. One of those fans is Blutarch's new investors. All you need to know about them is that they want to use Tom Jones' death as an advantage to manipulate their fans and believe me when I say his fans are capable of taking over the word for him, that's why the Administrator wants them gone. So? What are you saying?"
"Hm. Heavy is not sure if he can do it alone..."
"Can I make a suggestion?" Medic moved closer to the phone, with his hand on the Heavy's shoulder.
"I might have overhead the conversation anddd I'll gladly volunteer to go with the Heavy. This will be a great opportunity for me to gain new limbs on the way back!ā
"Well...if Heavy has nothing against it-"
"Doctor can go."
"Alright! I will send you details soon. See you soon guys"
Heavy looked at Medic as he put the phone away.
"Getting a new limbs? Doctor could make a better excuse just to go out with me"
Medic smirked.
"Oh come on Misha, It was a good professional excuse. Besides you know I need extra set of limbs after Socut drove van with my supplies into the river"
Heavy chukled as he shook his head.
"Fine fine. Prepare yourself Doc. From what I hear this mission will be hard and ridiculous"
Two hours later, Heavy and Medic arrived at the ball. Everyone were wearing Tom Jones clothes, and so were they.
"This makes our work difficult. Miss Pauling didn't give us much of a description of BLU's investors, only thing that we know is that they will wear blue hats"
"We will find zhem, don't you worry. We know they plan to convince everyone during their big speech. We still have some time for ourselves"
"We need to remember this is still a mission..."
"Alright alright. But later you owe me a dance"
After a while, everyone gathered around the large stage. Heavy and Medic remained to the side. Four people approach him and put on blue bowler hats. This is when Medic and Heavy were ready to get behindthe stange, but someone unexpected aproched them.
"Hey there fellas! Whatcha doin' here?"
"Scout? What are you doing here?" Medic asked.
"It's a Tom Jones memorial party, how I could I not go? But you still didn't answer my question"
"We are here to shoot those four little baby man but we need to-"
"I got it!" Scout took his pistol out and with two quick shoots, he manage to shoot one of the BLU investors.
" ...-quietly." Heavy sighed as people began to panic and scream, running away.
"GUARDS!" One of the investors shouted. Soon guards in blue uniforms started to surround them.
"Uhh. Sorry fellas"
"Keep your cheep apology to yourself"
"Wait. I recognise you three! You work for RED! Lock them up!"
One of the guards approached Medic, but Heavy pushed them away with one powerful blow. Another decided to shoot the Heavy in the head, but Medic took out a bone saw and in the last second he stabbed them in the chest. That's when the radio started playing the biggest and best masterpiece Tom Jones had ever created.
"Misha, remember? You owe me a dance."
Heavy smirked and cracked his knuckles.
"Let's dance then Doc."
Soon Heavy and Medic together started to beat the hell out of people. Blood was everywhere. When someone was trying to attack, they only meet their doom. What a dance! Limbs were thrown around everywhere, as both of them started at each other with wide smiles, holding hands, knowing they have each others back.
Scout was there too I guess.
The investors saw this and started to run away, but Heavy and Medic chased after them. They manage to get one of them, killing him quickly, leaving only two. They ran after them to the roof, Medic was faster than Heavy, so he quickly caught up with them. He started fighting with one of them, but he shooting him in the shoulder, the Medic reacted quickly, cutting off his arm. They both rolled to the edge, almost falling, but Medic kicked him in the chest, causing his target to fall off the roof. The last one was left. At that moment, a helicopter appeared and took the investors away.
"Haha! You won't get me now-"
This when he noticed that his transport isn't moving. He looked down to noticed Heavy holding on helicopter, preventing it from flying away. Medic quickly throw his bonesaw at pilot, cutting his head off. Heavy finally let helicopter go, without a pilot, it started to fly high up, shaking left and right. Investor couldn't hold on long enough, so he jumped out with his parachute. Everything would be great untill helicopter started to fall down and t cut him into pieces with his propeller. Heavy covered Medic when it fall down next to them.
Soon both of them looked at each other, covered in blood.
"Well. This isn't the worst date we been on" Medic joked. Heavy giggled and picked Medic up.
"Are you alright? Your shoulder-"
"I'm fine. How about you?" Medic put his hand on Heavy's cheek.
Both of them smiled and soon kissed, with happiness knowing their partner is alright. Heavy gently hold Ludwigs hand, smiling. Medic put his head on Mishs's chest chuckling.
This is when Scout run up, and stared at them with eyes wide open.
"What the hell happened in here?!"
Medic and Heavy looked at him, rolling their eyes.
"Nothing. We finished the mission" Heavy replied.
"Now Scout, since you are here, help me collect the least damaged limbs and put them into my truck! Just remember you won't drive it this time!"
"Ughhh. Why do I always get the grossest part of work." Scout said while doing down the stairs.
They finally returned to base, Medic and Heavy were rewarded, while Scout had to explain everything to Miss Pauling. Both of the layed down on couch, resting close to each other.
"You know what? It wasn't that bad"
"Yes. But Misha promises the Doctor that next time we will spend the evening in a more peaceful way"
Medic smiled and layed his head back on Heavy's lap.
"I know we will, meain libieling"
They both lay down close to each other, glad they can finally rest in peace. Together...
[Anddd there you go! Hope you liked it! I'm not into shipping mercs too much but I hope you enjoyed this story!šš]
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My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!
Unusual Medical care
>TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]
>slight gore and depictions of blood
You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.
"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.
"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.ā
"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"
You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.
"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.
"Hello!" You answered politely.
"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.
"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.
"I will do my best!"
"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"
You thought for a second before giving him an answer.
"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"
At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...
"MEDICCC!!!"
It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.
"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"
"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"
Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.
"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.
"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"
"And?"
"And that idiot actually did it."
Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.
"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"
"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"
When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.
"Did you said 'we' ?"
"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"
You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.
"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand
"You haaaveeee red handssss"
"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.
"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"
Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.
"Heywhatisgoingon?"
"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"
You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.
"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"
You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.
"Is he...dead?" You asked.
"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"
You both stared at Scout for some time.
...
...
...
"Or maybe he is dead"
On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.
"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.
"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"
"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.
"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"
"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"
You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.
"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.
"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"
Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.
"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.
"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.
"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"
You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.
"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"
You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.
"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"
You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.
"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!ā
After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.
"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"
You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.
"No problem just don't try anything like that again"
"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.
"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"
"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"
"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"
Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.
"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"
"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"
"Thank you!"
"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"
You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.
"MEDICCC!"
Well, looks like it's time for another operation.
[Hope ya liked it! Tell me what do you think in the comments! @zeldot šāØļø]
"Show, donāt tell" means letting readers experience a story through actions, senses, and dialogue instead of outright explaining things. Here are some practical tips to achieve that:
Tell: "The room was cold."
Show: "Her breath puffed in faint clouds, and she shivered as frost clung to the edges of the window."
Tell: "He was scared."
Show: "His hands trembled, and his heart thudded so loudly he was sure they could hear it too."
Tell: "She was angry."
Show: "She slammed the mug onto the counter, coffee sloshing over the rim as her jaw clenched."
Tell: "He was exhausted."
Show: "He stumbled through the door, collapsing onto the couch without even bothering to remove his shoes."
What characters say and how they say it can reveal their emotions, intentions, or traits.
Tell: "She was worried about the storm."
Show: "Do you think it'll reach us?" she asked, her voice tight, her fingers twisting the hem of her shirt.
Tell: "He was jealous of his friend."
Show: "As his friend held up the trophy, he forced a smile, swallowing the bitter lump rising in his throat."
Use the setting to mirror or hint at emotions or themes.
Tell: "The town was eerie."
Show: "Empty streets stretched into the mist, and the only sound was the faint creak of a weathered sign swinging in the wind."
Give enough clues for the reader to piece things together without spelling it out.
Tell: "The man was a thief."
Show: "He moved through the crowd, fingers brushing pockets, his hand darting away with a glint of gold."
Whatās left unsaid can reveal as much as whatās spoken.
Tell: "They were uncomfortable around each other."
Show: "He avoided her eyes, pretending to study the painting on the wall. She smoothed her dress for the third time, her fingers fumbling with the hem."
Use metaphors, similes, or comparisons to make an emotion or situation vivid.
Tell: "The mountain was huge."
Show: "The mountain loomed above them, its peak disappearing into the clouds, as if it pierced the heavens."
Tell: "The village had been destroyed by the fire."
Show: "Charred beams jutted from the rubble like broken ribs, the acrid smell of ash lingering in the air. A child's shoe lay half-buried in the soot, its leather curled from the heat."
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HUH WHO SAID THAT??
YOU WRITE TOO????
Ah! Yes I do! I never really mentioned it cuz I was a bit shy about it and I wanted to clean things up here to make it more welcoming for everyone!
I think I should ping my writing blog on my art blog-
War themed hat simulator writer. Yes I write Team Fortress 2 fanfics, deal with itšš
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