Fuck Yeah You Get It

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?

all my characters are gay until proven straight

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

send me your best/worst uquizzes

bbq doritos is just fritos

I'm so tired and lazy and cbf to draw but know this is me permanently btw

I've just gone through my entire pinterest and my tumblr again-

For some reason all of IT specialists are either:

geeks (sci fi type stuff)

furries (animal people)

monster fuckers (its in the name)

I’ve yet to meet one who doesn’t fit into at least one of these categories.

What does this mean? idk man

Me getting all my reaction images from pointerpointer.com now on

do u know the rizzler???

like the onceler?