I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”
“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.
“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
Another Typical Fantasy Romance by Wolhet
Character sauce: Another Typical Fantasy Romance
[ID copied from alt:
a picture of the moon with the face of Pellus is faced by a picture of Pellus with an astronaut behind the two images extending a bouquet of roses
the top text reads: Wait am i pretty man?
the bottom text reads: Always has been, King.
–End ID.]
Colin Becher and his Ex-Husband
For those people who need to hear it, there is nothing wrong with going back into the closet for your own safety. You aren't less queer because you can't be queer publicly. You aren't less trans because you have to act like you're not trans.
If you need to start going by your old pronouns or quietly go back into the closet to be safe - you are allowed to do that. Please do that if it means you're alive.
Your safety is important.
You are important.
And if you know someone who has to do this, don't push them. Don't out them. Follow their lead. People's safety is more important that grandstanding.
AO3 WRAPPED DROPPED!!!!!
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Attending my roommates little brother baseball game in predominantly white suburban neighborhood and I feel like I'm walking through a horse girl movie or something. These women had big rings freshly trimmed hair and gold caps. Speaking of caps, you'll never guess what kind of hat literally everyone is wearing....
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
@shinyopals Couldn’t stop thinking about “I can’t begin to express how grieved I am to learn this” so have this 2 am quick sketch.
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