linus' parents intrigue me so much. they're ridiculously rich and powerful people who just let their anxious, sweetheart only child run around with a bunch of gay criminals because they know said criminals are sooo protective of him and yet will also teach him independence and confidence and make him a better person and so they are truly just nonexistent in his life unless he's in True Trouble like do they think danny ocean's gang is a summer camp? and also how linus hates how his family fusses over him and it's implied they're relentless mother hens and yet you never see them and truly Are giving him space. but their relationship is also strained because he only ever pretends he's okay with them but with danny and rusty and rueben and the gang they're close enough with him to tease him, encourage him to grow and are attentive enough to know that he'd been crying for example in 13. like even the rough gruff criminal uncle #14 knows if linus caldwell is sad. and yet he barely talks to his parents and yet they also Vaguely have eyes on him at all times personal safety wise yet are so out of tune with him as a person. it's sooooo fascinating. his home life intrigues me so bad. #rants
holy fuck G Clonney was so hot and such a badass omg omg
George Clooney as Seth Gecko FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)
Hear me out on my list of everything that I want for the upcoming sequel of Ocean's Trilogy that they said in pre-production:
STOP FORCING DANNY AND RUSTY TO BE HET. THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ABOUT THEM! Homies don't stare each other like they wanna eat each other (yk what I mean.)
I hope this one will be set in casino but instead of boring Las Vegas, we are going straight to Monaco. Even better when you think about it; it has Casino and is in Europe. Basically a perfect mix of Ocean's Eleven and Twelve. Also I'm daydreaming to see the casts on yacht again like they did during Cannes film fest 2004 lol.
We need Toulour back, probably this time he is going to be the additional person in the team.
I want the plot to be revolving around Danny faking his death, why? Because well, hehe, might be funny if Danny and Rusty were secretly retiring together and coming back for this last heist to end their criminal activities for good or they might be just bored. But all Ocean's Trilogy heists happened for good reasons so I hope they make it complicated as the predecessors.
I need more intimate conversations between Rusty and Danny. We also need to know their backgrounds and stuffs because although headcanons that writers and fans made are great, I need some closure because they talked like a pair of mind readers and we just like to assumed things (the worse thing is that all of our ideas fit so well with their dynamics.)
Cameo of Debbie and Lou! (SELF EXPLANATORY)
I don't need to put this on the list because we all want this one: bring all the remaining Ocean's Eleven back! AT ALL COSTS! (I don't care if the budget would balloon like crazy, this is probably the last time a franchise movie might be good.)
Don't make Danny and Rusty married to anyone (other than with each other) pls, don't make them have children or any sorta stuff that are so clichรฉ. It's a fact that they won't be conforming to society's heteronormative child-centric ideals. Quoting from Captain Raymond Holt the badass king.
Interesting villain! Gotta be honest Terry is my favourite, both intimidating and as the films progressesed he became more and more chill like rest of the people who robbed him lol.
Tess and Isabel cameo (sorry I want this one to be revolving around the boys not like girls aren't invited tho hehe.) The girls need to meet the rest of Ocean's 8 plsss!
Bring back Toulour too and his absolutely mindboggling capoeira skill.
Dude, I know Brad Pitt's old now and probably needs to check his calorie intakes every now and then but probably a lil bit snacking won't hurt hehe. Basically I need Rusty to munch celery or anything.
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there is just something so old hollywood about them
the gay husbands from the 2001 film โoceanโs elevenโ ๐ฅณ
ignore how i butchered them its 2am and i am horrible at drawing them but you know what. i do anyway because i love them. the gay husbands who shant needn't be named because we Know...........
I have the urge to draw Joe Black in a Czech folk costume (some Moravian one probably) carrying out Morana (something like a scarecrow symbolizing slavic goddess of death)
Making up stuff like this makes me kinda forget about the fact that the film is 3 hours long and about painfully rich Americans.
i fucking agree with the Aldo Rizz god lmfao
ALDO RAINE DON'T TELL ME YOU WEAR "NOTHING" TO SLEEP
i can't--- i can't, no, i mean... ๐๐๐๐
IB content bc i said so
- a sucker for Oceans - a slut for Danny/Rusty #george clooney #brad pitt
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