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Deciding that I missed this blog. Headcannons to celebrate.

Deciding That I Missed This Blog. Headcannons To Celebrate.

The Ocean's Crew almost always live together in one big house during their planning phases. Sometimes they crash at Rueben's mansion, sometimes they all stay in adjoining rooms at a cheap hotel, and sometimes Danny has the money for an AirB&B.

When they do all live together, Rusty is the one who decides where everyone goes. Because of this, he gets hounded and bribed for weeks on end before move-in day because: Saul's very strong living preferences are always changing, Livingston's allergies mean he can't stand rooming with half the crew, Frank needs his own bathroom, if they bring Tess then everyone is going to want to room with Tess, Yen wants to be closest to the kitchen and simultaneously on one of the higher floors, Basher is very particular about who he simply will not room with, Linus has about a million asks (both said and unsaid), Danny wants to be wherever his scheming mind can scheme a little more, and nobody ever wants to room with the twins.

Rueben never has to tell Rusty his preferences. He knows that Rusty will put him where he likes best.

Rueben's butler knows them all by name and never needs to be asked what they want for breakfast.

When they live together they come up with random, stupid family rules like "if you're late for dinner, you have to sing 'I'm a little teapot' backwards" or "if you track mud through the house you have to do the dishes." The twins invented most of these rules just to mess with Linus but they become a staple of every good heist.

Domesticities like Taco Tuesday are mandatory.

If there is a pool, Basher will be in it. It gets to the point where Danny has to bribe staff to put less chlorine in it so Basher's skin doesn't dry out like a raisin.

Everyone gauges how well things are going by Rusty's nighttime routine. If he announces after dinner that he's going to bed by 9 or 10, it is defcon 5 and everyone should be tense.

Frank has jazz playing 24/7.

If they're staying at a hotel, they have to attack breakfast in the lounge restaurant in meticulous phases. Danny always goes first to get the freshest coffee. Rusty always goes last because he eats the most. Someone always has to go with Saul to make sure he's not upping his cholesterol.

Yen puts Mandarin subtitles on all of the TVs. He can understand English movies perfectly fine but it helps the rest of the crew learn Mandarin.

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1 month ago

Yooooooo

So update on the Marauders x Oceanโ€™s 11 (i tried to do only girls but this line up just worked so well)

James as Danny Ocean

Lily as Rusty (we know who the real brain is)

Sirius as Ruben

Mary as Saul

Dorcas as Frank?

Marlene as Basher

Pandora as Yen?

Regulus as Linus

Evan and Barty as Virgil and Turk

Lily as Livingston

Peter as Tess (no romantic Prongstail)

Voldy as Benedict

(Obviously itโ€™s their global role, they wonโ€™t be exactly them)

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1 month ago

I have the urge to draw Joe Black in a Czech folk costume (some Moravian one probably) carrying out Morana (something like a scarecrow symbolizing slavic goddess of death)

I Have The Urge To Draw Joe Black In A Czech Folk Costume (some Moravian One Probably) Carrying Out Morana

Making up stuff like this makes me kinda forget about the fact that the film is 3 hours long and about painfully rich Americans.


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1 month ago

no one supports you like an internet friend you never met

1 month ago

Omg fuck plotholes.

I can't even make Seth and Jerry meet in peace.

I've rewatched From dusk till dawn 1996 and The mexican 2001 for the nth time to write this bs

Omg Fuck Plotholes.
Omg Fuck Plotholes.

How do they even use swearing words, I keep asking myself


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1 month ago

i can't hate them, i can't hate this

Sowwy

sowwy

1 month ago

right....

me wanting to write about a specific character but not knowing enough about a specific field they work in is a curse


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1 month ago

Everybody's making Rusty Ryan a dog. A fucking DOG.

No, ofc he's not a dog. But he's a dog.

In the back of my mind, I've always somehow knew that he's Danny's no1 loyal dog.

And now everybody's giving him dog manners.

And I fucking love that (sorry not sorry).


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1 month ago

I swear admitting you like a character means youโ€™re basically signing a death warrant for them


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