I Hope Everyone Is Having A Fucking Day

strawberry lightning

Pink lightning little dude with magic. Bastard man. Overzealous little shit of a boy. We condone slander on him. Light pink hair, electric blue eyes. Sharp teeth. Likes strawberry lemonade and everything strawberry flavored.

interesting anticapitalist post about climate change. however I shan't reblog because in it you implied this devastation occurred because of some sort of innate human trait of selfishness and not the logical development of a profit-motivated economic system

pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.

Girlie can't die. 'Bodyswaps' with whoever it us that kills her.

-she gets killed. Dead.

-killer starts to wig out.

-killer starts to transform into girlys face and body.

-girlys 'reborn' in the body of her killer.

God just won't let her die. What an ass.

This girl can bleed gold!

Start with girlie being kidnapped by a cult and strung up for her blood, cult profits off liquid gold.

Two adventure come in, cocky assholes. Horror movie sequence starts, girlie killed the cult. Now is gonna kill them. Paladin douche kills her first. But we know what happens :)

Then she goes on adventure. Then, girlie somehow lands herself a job working as a maid for some rich king ass dude, mega powerful. Pretty much becoming the maid of the final boss type beat.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

does anyone rember there was some kind of elevator scene in the great big vampire castle in twilight.? like, why.

A vampire girl just experiencing the vampire underground. She's hot, but she doesn't talk to anyone, she just enjoys the atmosphere and likes easedropping. She actively travels freely between the human and vampire world, which is a surprise due to the vampires not supposed to be near humans for some reason. Blood intoxication maybe. Girlies 'unique,' I just mean that she doesn't care about anyone and she only cares about her own enjoyment.

Would this technically be titled a slice of life story?

Story by story of overhearing things, slowly building the entire world. This could technically be made in a diary like way? Is that coherent?

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

hashirama senju lowkey is awesome . love a character with completely fair and good goals who ends up creating something horrible anyways. congrats lil buddy, thats the worst anyones ever done it

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses