Oh To Be Gently Collared And Told To Act On Your Best Behavior Puppy… I Want To Hear How Pretty I Look

Stone tops I love you truly the strongest lesbians to exist

wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?

I'm going to make you gag on my fingers while you hump my boot. You'll be so pathetic, looking up at me with drool on your face and tears in your eyes--my sweet ruined angel.

slow clitoris rubs while i tell you you're the prettiest

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

Cast thine eyes upon divinity and weep

(with @kingofthefae)

For the men in my dms that are confused:

This post is for superior women.

Make me worse

Make me worse

Please make me worse

I'm begging you, please, please make me worse

Please, I'd do anything to be worse

Please make me worse

did you like my post because it was funny or do you want to pin me against a wall and kiss me

I'm once again thinking about someone saying "you're so fucking stupid" and slapping me really hard across the face and then putting their fingers in my mouth...

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs