Too Risky To Reblog On My Writing Account But

My best friend: y'know I've never had tumblr

Me, who's only convincing them to make an account to spam them on yet another platform and luring them in with welcome home content:

Crafty ....

I wonder how crafty holds her pencil

Same Dogday, same...

To the Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses, please I am begging you if you see this

Get out of my recommendations, I only ever see your posts at night and they concern me

Im in love with an idiot

Homelander's live reaction to my question be like

Completely random question

But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?

I sure as hell fucking hope not.

That one meme

OH YEAH by the way go follow my writing account if you want, it's @citruslullabies make requests you hooligans

Cutie patootie sneky

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I want you to know I checked the username last minute and almost commented "remember pregnant clippy". Because of YOU CONSTANTLY REBLOGGING KINITO STUFF @bloomingbutterflies

Hear me out… they could be the group ever

JUST IMAGINE…. THEY COULD BE LIKE AN IDOL GROUP WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DATA, OR OR COWORKER HELPING THEIR ONE USER, OR OR OR JUST FRIENDS IDK SCOOBY DOO SHIT BUT PLEASD

Pleaseee tell me someone seems my vision PLEASE