Slushy Night
Rod:
Come over?
Me:
Babe, it's 4 in the morning, how am I supposed to get to your house?
Rod:
I'll be over in five then
Me:
You are gonna be the death of me
(Read 4:03am)
I groan quietly when I hear the car motor outside, and drag my ass out the door. I make a dead bolt for the door of Rodricks van, quickly climbing in and slamming the door shut behind me. "Where are you dragging me to this time?" He grabs my hand and kisses the back of it, "Aw c'mon babe, stop acting like you hate it when I do this." "Yeah yeah, where are we going?" My annoyed demeanor drops when he smiles at me, my heart fluttering in the process. "7/11, 1 want a slushy."
He hands me the drink and we walk up to the cashier, letting him scan what we got and then quickly paying him in cash. Rod leads me out to his car and opens the passenger door for me, I put on a fake British accent, "why? Such a gentleman!" He snorts, and pecks my lips, "that was horrible." I put my hand on my chest, gasping dramatically, "how rude!" He rolls his eyes and bows down; putting on his own fake British accent, "I apologize my Queen, how ever shall I repay my wrongs?" I pretend to ponder it for a second, "hmmm, nap with me in the back."
"Is the Y/N L/N trying to get me to fuck her? And to think you were innocent."
i like my men a lil unstable though
The fact that neither of them is into me 🥲
literally in love with the fact that both spencer reid and mgg are into magic
Bro has a LONG tounge
Everbody else: *super insightful observations about Dune 2*
Me : they must have cgi'd Feyd's tongue coz that thing kept going and going 🤔
Dune crack!au (5)
Feyd: Hey, Paul.
Paul: No.
Feyd: Husband dear?
Paul: Fine. What do you want now?
Feyd: Can I have my knives back?
Paul: No.
Feyd: Pretty please?
Paul: Still no.
Feyd: It’s been 2 months! I want my precious Giedi Prime knives back-
Paul: Not until you say sorry to Gurney and Stilgar.
Feyd: I did nothing wrong! I’m innocent!
Paul: You deliberately stole all of their clothes and made them into freaking tents and curtains!
Feyd: Actually, it was our dear
Princess Irulan who stole them.
Paul: That’s not the point!
Feyd: The point is that I, the gorgeous Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen was the one who made the sparkly sand proof tents and curtains-
Paul: Ugh. Muad’Dib, help me.
Feyd: My Lankiveil sewing skills are superior to-
Paul: F*ck your stupid Lankiveil sewing skills! Tell Gurney that you’re sorry right now!
Feyd: It was extremely hot and Irulan and I needed new curtains!
Paul: You could’ve just asked me for new ones instead of stealing Gurney’s galactic underpants-
Feyd: And ruin our yearly budget?! Our monthly savings?! The Arrakeen economy?! Not on my watch, husband. Not on my watch!
Paul: Feyd, babe, calm down-
Feyd: I want my knives back, Paul!
Paul: Give me one good reason-
Feyd: My daddy gave them to me.
Paul: Apologize first!
Feyd: I’m your wife!
Paul: And I’m the Emperor of the known universe!
Feyd: Fine! keep them! Burn them! Throw them away! I don’t care!
Paul: Feyd, listen-
Feyd: But I’m telling Irulan that you’re abusing your powers again.
Paul: No, not her! Don’t tell her-
Feyd: Irulan! Irulan, Paul is being a tyrannical control freak again!
Irulan: *runs in* Feyd, babe, are we in trouble?!
Feyd: Muad’Dib, no.
Irulan: Did our husband find out about our “math” business with Stilgar and his Fremen friends?!
Feyd: No, not yet.
Irulan: Oh, thank Muad’Dib.
Paul: But I’m Muad’Dib-
Feyd: Paul said that he’ll cancel our super secret ✨Music Nights with Shai-Hulud✨ and exclusive ✨Desert Festivals✨ again!
Irulan: *glares at Paul* You evil tyrant, how could you?!
Paul: I- I love ✨Music Nights with Shai-Hulud✨!
Feyd: You don’t even sing!
Paul: I do! I swear I do!
Irulan: Oh, stop changing the freaking subject, Paul!
Paul: Last I’ve checked, we’re still on the same page!
Irulan: You promised me that Feyd and I can sing freely in the desert with Stilgar every other night!
Feyd: Our dear husband also told me that the members of House Corrino are just a bunch of nerdy losers!
Paul: I- I was drunk!
Irulan: Chani! Chani, Paul is abusing his witchy powers again!
Chani: *walks in* Yo, what’s up, losers? How’s life?
Irulan: Our “beloved” husband said that your desert hair sucks!
Chani: He did not-
Irulan: He did!
Feyd: We’re telling the truth.
Paul: Chani bear, we all know that our dear “Drunk Irulan” and “Freaky Feyd-Rautha” are clearly lying-
Irulan: Drunk Irulan?! Who the f*ck is Drunk Irulan?!
Chani: Lol.
Feyd: Chani bear, your “Paular bear” also told me that you smell like a dying Shai-Hulud.
Chani: A what?!
Feyd: A dying ugly ass Shai-Hulud.
Paul: Chani-
Chani: Somebody is sleeping with the sandworms tonight!
Feyd: Yeah! The sandworms!
Irulan: Let’s go sandworms!
Paul: Ughhhh! I knew it! I knew I should’ve stayed single.
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And the worst part is that I idolized them, they helped my mental health so much and now it’s just gone.
What really sucks about the dsmp content, particularly how fandom reliant the actual content was for both animatics and vods and recaps and art and things, is moments like right now. Fans and artists are obviously very upset about finding out many of the creators were shit people.
So they delete or unlist all the content they made for it(which they have the right to do).
In any other media, when you find out someone involved with it was awful or something else problematic about it, the media itself still exists and begins to exist outside the behavior of those involved in it. You can still go back and consume the media as a whole and relive either that time period or story without having to think about the people involved with it. I can watch Glee without thinking about how many bad people were in the cast. I can watch a movie without worrying about how the director or producer was outed for being scum.
But the DSMP? It's just gone. It becomes lost media. The vods slowly disappear. The animations that inspired things in the canon (and fanon) become unlisted.The fan arts that gave silly scenes emotional resonance disappear. It becomes nearly impossible to piece together everything that was part of the story experience.
It just makes me sad. Like, I still enjoyed the story. I still enjoyed the characters. But losing so many of the things the fandom created makes it clear you'll never be able to relive it again.
call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan
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