Batfam Quotes As Things My Family Has Said

Here’s Sunstreaker from chapter 4 of my fic “Aftermath” on ao3. I wrote this scene specifically so I could draw it >:)

Chapter 4 was just posted if you’d like to check it out :)

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Steph: *playing Fortnite* Sheeeeeeeesh

Tim: Do that again and I'll chuck this Cookie Butter Latte at your head.

Steph: Try me b*tch

Praxians praxianing. Or something haha.

Smokescreen living his best coldest life. Blueastreak and Percy doing snow sniper duels :D

Wait I just thought if Blue is here maybe it would be fun to add Sunny and Sides as well……hm

no capes! batfam, but they still stop crime just by accident

bruce wayne, drunk as hell, wanting to go home from a gala: hey dick, you can drive right? 14 year old dick whose experience from driving is a plastic kids' car: yeah sure i can

the jazz-mandated spec ops gossip sesh 🥂

Ok, but like...

There's "danger zones" in Wayne Manor.

These are areas where watching for falling objects, dangerous projectiles, murderous vigilante baby, and a plethora of other hazards.

For example, the main foyer is a danger zones.

Dick, with his acrobatic tendencies, has broken over 23 chandeliers. Thankfully, he's never been hurt. He just hangs on the chandeliers and tends to loosen them. Then tend to fall later, when unexpecting people are walking underneath. Jason has dubbed it the "phantom chamber" in lieu of the falling chandelier in phantom of the opera.

Damian’s room is also a danger zone. For obvious reasons.

My brother: explaining Fortnite for the 50th time.

Me: confused af, but happy to have a conversation that doesn't involve arguing.

Him: You get what I'm saying.

Me: Absolutely not, but I'm happy you're happy bud.

Part 9!

He can fix everything. He can duct tape it all into the fluffiest family bonding~

Part 1

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Damian: *gasp* I lost all my progress on Cheese Vikings!

Tim: You're displaying more emotion than you did when I was shot.

Damian: Of course I did, it's Cheese Vikings you uncultured swine.

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Damian:*teases Tim about something stupid*

Tim: Hey Jay, can you tell Damian that he's being illogical.

Jason: sure. DAMIAN, DON'T BE A DICK!

Dick: I resent that...