Me: Ok, I Like Carmilla From Castlevania Séries, Lets Try Reading The Book. People Call It A Romance-

Is even worse actually because the original draft was actually SIBLINGS RAISING A KID ON SPACE AND LESBIANS CHILLING OUT.

Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:

Space lesbians raising a kid

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 4: Merry Christmas

Jaune: Ah, its Christmas time. *He says while watching The Snow falling* Witches celebrate Christmas?

Weiss: We actually celebrate The Yule day.

Ruby: Its where most Christmas traditions come from! *Being held by Blake to put the star on The Tree*

Jaune: So It Will be my First Yule then. We still get presents, right?

Weiss: Not from your kind of Santa.

Jaune: I see. And How about Yang? She is coming?

Ruby: I think she is still trying to get used to you. Because, you know. Being the mate of all 4 of us.

Blake: And you are a Witch Hunter and we... Well, we are Witches.

Jaune: Yeah... Oh, i think i have an ideia!

Weiss: And you are gonna Tell us?

Jaune: Nope. But i Will show you all, this night.

*later that night...*

Yang: Im home. *She notices Jaune near the other 3 in the Fireplace, wearing a yellow sweater.* and you still are Alive.

Jaune: Y-yang! I wanted to give you one thing. *he takes a box from the tree.* Happy Yule or something similar... Im still trying to get used to this.

*Yang raises an eyebrow, suspicious.*

Jaune: The others already have opened their presents. *Ruby shows a hat and a suitcase. Blake shows a book and Weiss shows a New bain for her Sword* Weiss made this Sweater for me.

Weiss: I thought he wanted to be cozy this Winter *blushes*

Jaune: And Ruby made me a new weapon set.

Ruby: Now he is ready for The fight.

Jaune: And Blake Gave me a book of magical species.

Blake: So he can understand us more.

Yang: Hm. And what you Will Give me?

*She opens The gift box, and sees a small Black suitcase, where It opens Into a red clothed Space.*

Jaune: Its a box to guard your gauntlets. Its Very strong so It can pack a punch. *snorts* Got It? Pack a punch?

Yang: ... *Tears start flowing*

Jaune: W-what?! Are you crying?!

Yang: Your joke...

Jaune: What?

Yang: *she starts crying and laughing* You made this perfect gift and mixed with a joke so funny! Pack a punch! Hahahahah!

*The 4 look at Yang with a confused look, before they start looking at her with a Surprised face and kisses Jaune in The lips, hugging him.*

Yang: I really loved It, Pretty Boy. Thank you.

Jaune: You're welcome. *he hugs her back, looking up* Oh. Its a Mistletoe.

Yang: A Mistletoe?

Jaune: Y-yeah. If two people are Under one, They must Kiss. And we kissed!

Ruby: So now its my turn!

Weiss: Your turn? Its actually my turn on kissing!

Blake: Fools, i got The best present so im next.

Yang: Wait a minute, im still Under The Mistletoe! So These lips are still Mine! *She grabs Jaune face, kissing him once again*

Ruby: No Fair! You kissed him 2 times already!

*The 4 girls got into a fight right after that, but It eventually things got more tranquil as They decided to share Jaune for themselves. It was a good night after this.*

*and what Yang gave to Jaune? A New bed, so If he wanted to Sleep some time alone, he could. But unfortunally, The girls liked to Sleep with him by their Side...*

Merry Christmas everyone

Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.

For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.

Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.

Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.

So the solution to a Genocide-Related Problem is... Genocide?

Like, Literal Glorified Genocide?

I know People suffered in the past, but Genocide is never the solution. Nothing excuse destroying entire cultures and civilizations, specially revenge.

Look at what USA did in Middle East in name of Revenge. Or the racist groups did by the same excuse.

Genocide is NEVER OK, and never should be Glorified, and Revenge and Call for Justice shall never be excuses on Genociding Civilizations you dislike.

Damn, that was a New low even for her.

Juste: *Locking the door behind him, trying to put heavy stuff on it*

Yotsuba: What are you doing?

Juste: Nino is mad.

Yotsuba: What?

Nino: *Trying to open the door* JUSTE BELMONT! YOU ATE MY PUDDING!

Juste: I didnt knew it was yours!

Nino: IT HAD MY NAME ON IT, YOU LIAR!

Yotsuba: Why are you praying?

Juste: So God give the mercy on me dying faster-

Juste: Should i ask you, Alucard. How did you found me so Quickly?

Alucard: Wherever a Belmont is about to do shit that will somehow ruin the world, the universe grants that im there to slap some sense on your heads.

Itsuki: He also fell in my room while i was correcting my students tests!

Alucard: Like i said, the universe knows best.

To me, this is the best frame of the series

Showcases exactly their situation in the séries in a symbolic way

They are just normal People, trying to fight a giant monster by themselves

But they still hold the light of hope.

They thaught a Bread Scanning computer to find câncer?

Like

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

So do i

JNRZ: Mission Complete! by Mangakafabi

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