Damian, After Marinette Silently Hands Him The Mouse Miraculous: Mullo, Get Squeaky!

So since I think Ra canonically exists in Miraculous, imagine this:

Through some weird Ladybug and/or Guardian stuff, Marinette gets more powers related to previous holders or other gods (since kwamis are pretty much gods) (if Guardian than possibly of other Miraculous because I don’t think Ra was Ladybug).

Anyway she was just crying and she stopped but now she’s kinda just. Hanging out with all these bees

Jason finds her and is like. Damn. Cute girl!!!

He wants to flirt with her but his brain short-circuits, he sees the bees, and he says

“Ya like jazz?”

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

Latex allergy here! School is harder than you may think. If it’s just contact, that’s much easier. However, my latex allergy is airborne. So here’s some stuff I’ve gotta deal with if anyone needs for writing this:

Latex stays in the air for 3-4 days

Latex balloons are banned because of my allergy

Can’t go into classrooms with the normal rubber anti-squeaking things on the bottom of the chair, or ones with tennis balls there

Can’t use the gym or fields; it’s all possibly built with latex in/under/as part of it

People can’t really bring normal rubber bands into classes I’m in; if they need, I’ll give them special silicone ones at the start of the year or if/when needed

Rain boots are latex, so that’s...not good

I don’t think I can go to school on Halloween anymore (my allergy only went airborne in around September 2019), since so many people have latex in some way in their costumes

Believe it or not, chewing gum can have latex, so I kinda need to watch out for that at least a bit

And more!

By the way, there’s a food that I can’t eat (actually, we can’t even have it in the house because my allergy is airborne) due to my latex allergy: bananas. No, I’m not kidding. I can’t eat or really be near bananas. We can’t have them in the house.

My mom also has an airborne latex allergy, although hers is worse and has been airborne for longer. She can’t eat eggplant.

Also, please ask doctors to use non-latex gloves if at all possible during surgeries etc.! Constant contact with latex (such as having a bunch of surgeries done with latex gloves) can lead to an allergy.

Salt Alya, Lila is the one with a food allergy to tomato. Marinette as class rep has been told this. Yes she knows Lila is a liar but not going to say someone is lieing about food allergies or risk giving someone food they say their allergic to. But Alya to prove Lila doesn't lie gives her a treat that she knows that has tomato in it

I found that and it’s really interesting tbh.

This is interesting because this would be up for a bunch of Alya salt and redemption!Lila

I see it being possibly guacamole that has a little bit of tomatoes on it (bc idk what else has tomatoes that can be hidden)

Also there’s that to make it angsty probably.

Honestly Mari would be disgusted with Alya and so would everyone else.

This goes well with vegan Mari ft. Allergic to meat Chloé tbh.

5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

Okay alright so @moonlitceleste bee movie AU where the only change from the normal bee movie AUs is that Jason is VERY scared of bees.

He jumps 3 feet in the air, hits his head, and passes out for 12 hours the first time he meets Pollen.

He wouldn’t leave the covers of Mari’s bed for 3 days after he first met Chloé, aka Queen Bee. He is very scared of her.

Random things the bat kids are afraid of:

Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.

Jason: bees

Tim: slipping in the shower

Damian: Santa clause

Duke: cutting himself while shaving

Cass: hula hooping

Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode

Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it

Bruce: Bats

Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her

hey @anonym19xx you’re a genius. Can I write this please?

Adrien: *looking for ladybug action figures*

Plagg: you've already got shelves filled with dolls! Why do you need more?!

Adrien: *whispers* Shush, Plagg not now. You might cause a... Wait a minute did you say dolls? They're not dolls! They're Action figures. Big Difference.

Plagg: Yeah yeah yeah sure kid... Wait a minute, kid... Look to your right.

Adrien: what is it, Plagg?

Plagg: is that a dartboard? A dartboard with hawkmoths face on it... Buy it.

Adrien: definitely... Might as well get one more for m'lady...

*Later at the mansion*

Gabriel: *sees Adrien with a hawk-moth dartboard* Don't you already have a dartboard?

Adrien: I'm changing it. I like this one more. Could be great for venting... I wonder if they sell hawk-moth punching bags. *mutter* and ladybug gloves...

*Later at patrol*

Chat noir: Good Evening, bugaboo! I've got a gift for you! And I've got one just like it.

Ladybug: Evening. what's the occasion? Did I miss something?

Chat noir: nope. Not at all. Just saw something and thaught I'd get one for each of us.

Ladybug: *Curious and opens the package*.......

Chat noir:.......

Ladybug:...... This is perfect...... Do you think they sell hawk-moth punching bags?

Based on this textpost by @pipiezexal

How DARE you portray them so accurately.

a lil doodle to cheer @buginetye up bc her AU is really cool (and is also really funny)

(for reference she's carrying nino bridal style while also holding adrien piggyback)

TW: BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE UNDER CUT!

I’m tired, but here’s an old Ladynoir doodle!

ah fuck i mistyped my url

My Ladybug redesign! I may put her in my Serpent AU, but we’ll see.