Wise Words For Papa

ɯιƚԋ ԃҽαƚԋ, αɳ σɾαɳɠҽ ʂҽɠɱҽɳƚ Ⴆҽƚɯҽҽɳ συɾ ƚҽҽƚԋ..

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

- a Nameless Ghoul

Dracopia says thick thighs save lives 

(That it is all )

Rain, holding Dew up by his armpits: "Behold, a demon!" Dew, purring contentedly: -looking like an overgrown cat- Rain: "You're supposed to be scary!" Dew, sagging: "The way you're holding me is taking all the tension off my bones, it's so nice..." Rain: "...You're welcome, I guess?" Dew, dozing off: "Rrr..." Rain: "...Huh."

get his ass

HEYYY here's a better portrait of the new "Phantom" ghoul!!!

(i forgot to give him earrings)

MORE OF THEM HERE!

Also tagging @divine-misfortune and @ghoulphantom for inspiring me and helping me come up with his design!! 🥰🥰

Gale Math

So, we all know that in the epilogue, Gale tells Tav:

I love you.

And if you look at the datamined dialog files and read the dev notes, you’ll see this:

Devnote: With the warmth of having said this a thousand times before.

So, taking that statement as a FACT (which, you know, I’m certain it was intended to be…) we now have a solid numerical value to start with: 1000.

Next, we know that per the narrator at the epilogue start, it’s been 6 months since the defeat of the netherbrain; therefore it’s been 6 months since Gale and Tav got engaged/agreed to live together. We’re going to conclude that they have spent every day together since then.

6 months = 182.5 days

Now, assuming that Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav on a relatively similar schedule each day (ex: when they first wake up, when Gale heads out to Blackstaff Academy, etc. etc.) we can make an equation:

1000 declarations of love divided by 182.5 days = the amount of times Gale tells Tav he loves them every single day.

We solve the equation and get 5.47945205

We round that down, and voila! We now have flawless mathematical proof that

Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav an average of 5 times every single day

WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HERO

WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THE WAAAAY HOOOOME