NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! HES OBVIOUSLY HEAD OVER HEELS!! ITS SO STINKING CUTE THO ♥️♥️

❥ 𝙓𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙕𝙃𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙐𝙊𝙁𝙐

★  JING YUAN

nothing here yet... ★  LUOCHA

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❥ MONDSTADT

★ VENTI

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★ DILUC

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★ ALBEDO

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★ KAEYA

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❥ LIYUE

★ ZHONGLI

sfw/nsfw hcs

★ XIAO

nsfw hcs

★ KAZUHA

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★ BAIZHU

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★ CHILDE

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༺ “𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮!” ༻

𝐈'𝐦 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐄, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬. 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧.

THIS IS BOTH A SFW AND NSFW BLOG

IT WILL BE PROPERLY WARNED

(IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NSFW DO NOT LOOK AT MY NSFW POSTS EASY PEASY)

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❥ INAZUMA

★ SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER

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★ GOROU

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★ AYATO

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★ ITTO

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★ HEIZOU

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★ THOMA

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facts like I'm just imagining how large they actually are. I don't particularly care for nanami but for gojo and geto? ugh I can bet they have pretty cocks because omg?? gojo satoru makes my baby fever act up ong I wanna make him a dilf.

fun fact: the reason they manspread is not because they're tired or want to be comfortable, but because their cock is too fucking huge.

summery: a bunch of personal/general headcanons of the mighty geo archon, rex lapis, or now known as zhongli!

warnings: obvi nsfw

a/n: SORRY ABOUT IT BEING SO SHORT I HAVE LITTLE IDEAS RN!! 😭😒

SFW

Zhongli is very much a gentleman even before he relinquished his title and gnosis always treating the people among liyue kindly even if they are incredibly rude. It was something the ex-archon just couldn't help as he was a very patient man and a very kind individual. This didn't change even if you were a man or woman. it was just common etiquette to treat others how they wanted to be treated.

Zhongli outwardly deceives people with the idea he has no money to his name, it was a innocent gesture given he wanted to fit in among the mortals, but truth be told he isn't bankrupt in the slightest. he had enough mora to be a sugar daddy to thousands of people but he didn't wish to flaunt wealth within his nation. It was unruly and incredibly rude towards the daily merchants to just flaunt his own wealth. it doesn't stop him from occasionally helping some unlucky soul get back on their feet. he couldn't bare the sight of people living on the streets. maybe he wasn't human but he had a heart for sure.

Zhongli is definitely sugar daddy material don't even try to change my mind. Zhongli would spoil you rotten with things you simply just talk about liking just because he loves you so. Usually he doesn't mean to end up in a sugar daddy scenario but he can't help himself when his sugar baby is so needy, his willpower caving to the pout on your face. You want that cute little dress you keep talking about? Honey he has it in your wardrobe the next day. Maybe you want that new computer to play with your online friends? He's getting you one but with two monitors but don't neglect him because of your silly online friends. His baby deserves the best and he makes sure you knew that.

Zhongli is a family man at heart as he is dreaming of the day he could start one of his own. He would love to be able to come home to his little munchkins happily babbling as they perked up to their father returning home. He didn't care how long it took as it would be worth it in the end. Out of the two of you he has the most dominant genetics so it's expected to your children to have features similar to that of the ex-archon. if not then he comes up with other solutions he wasn't the geo archon for nothing after all.

Zhongli is surprisingly a very adventurous and kinky lover as he isn't human. there is no humane limit to what he can and cannot do. there is certain things that do cross the line of comfort but that is understandable.

NSFW

Zhongli admittedly has a high sex drive and a incredible amount of stamina as he is draconic. For your safety and comfort he would never push you to do more than one round unless you want to go farther. if that is the case with your consent he is able to go until morning as he lust is insatiable specially when it comes to you.

Zhongli is fond of dressing you up for him in cute and slutty little outfits just for him. you'd often be found in something cute like this. He loves buying things you like and seeing that little excited face you always express. He has to hold back from tearing the fabrics apart as he didn't want to ruin your beloved outfits.

Zhongli, being draconic, has a mating cycle that comes in full force in a specific part of the year. He becomes territorial and extremely possessive over what he thinks is his treasure, that would be you, often hoarding his treasure to himself selfishly. He becomes so needy and slightly whiny but still manage to uphold that dominance he had. Please don't get upset at him! it's only his instincts that take over he truly loves you too much. He makes a nest out of pure instinct, his willpower at a all time low, wanting to breed you until you carried his children. if you say no, he'll understand but be dejected about it. if you say yes he'll not be holding back anymore.

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚍𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏. 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎.

𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 closed 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜. (ANYTHING YOU WILL SEE ON HERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE FINAL. YOU WILL SEE THIS MESSAGE GONE WHEN THE MASTERLIST IS OFFICIALLY SITUATED.)

❥ GENSHIN IMPACT

𝙈𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙎𝙏𝘼𝘿𝙏 ["ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ."]

𝙇𝙄𝙔𝙐𝙀

["ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛꜱ."]

𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙕𝙐𝙈𝘼

["ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴɪᴛʏ."]

𝙎𝙐𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙐

["ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ."]

𝙁𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙀

["ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ."]

❥ HONKAI STARRAIL

(I HAVE NOT FINISHED HSR SO IT MAY BE IFFY)

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙇 𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎 ["ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀꜱ."]

𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙂

["ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ."]

𝙓𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙕𝙃𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙐𝙊𝙁𝙐

["ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴘᴀʏ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ."]

❥ JUJUTSU KAISEN

(WIP)

JUJUTSU SORCERERS

["ᴛʜᴇ 'ʜᴇʀᴏᴇꜱ'."]

CURSES

["ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴꜱ."]

❥ LEGO MONKIE KID

(WIP)

TEAM MONKIE KID ["ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴍᴏɴᴋɪᴇ ᴋɪᴅ!"]

CELESTIAL REALM

["ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴏʀꜱ."]

IN THE SHADOWS ["ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ."]

❥  BELOBOG

★  GEPARD nothing here yet.. ★  SAMPO nothing here yet..

★  LUKA

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Relatable ong

I’m going to be very honest when I say I love plus sized men. I love women, and men, but I’ll always have a soft spot for dad bod boys. When a guy is tall and overweight (term used lovingly) just know I’m crushing hard. In a nutshell my fucking dream guy would be like the definition of a bear. Big,hairy,and we could nap together for hours. I just think that would be enough to turn me into a housewife idk