Dynamite Cop Asks The Question:

Meanwhile downstairs

kissing her neck and rubbing her ears and pulling coins out of them

I too took this at face value. Then I looked up Byzantium Security. It’s a fake company. This is likely a promotional shot for a tvshow/movie.

Youre unwittingly a shill for some corporate bullshit, fyi.

WIRED

Cinemax Blankets Wall Street With Fake Ads Aimed at the 1%

To promote the upcoming premiere of the television drama Hunted, Cinemax took out advertisements on Wall Street promoting the show's fiction

But like…why?

When you go to bed and forget to feed the cat

?????

All this shablam in one go and I can barely park straight 😓dayum!

Rightwing idiots when I tell them they don’t deserve to die in the gutter:

you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

Got a bike during covid. Couldnt ride with no hands. Now i can. I am 43.

i think i found an exercise i enjoy doingim going to be the jump rope girl again just like i was back in middle school. i did that shit like it was nothing it was THE recess activity and i remember id lowkey be a showoff about it and i want to bring that energy back

This is what you see weenis you look out of the Overton window

Hey y'all want to see one of the worst left-right political charts I've seen in a while?

In America, God exists, but he is damned

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real