Buttered-mondo - Manically Depressed Psychopath

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Sometimes when i read the parts about Sam and Frodo in lotr i forget that these are like, the actual books, jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien wrote these words. This was not written by a 20-year old tumblr gay that cry when they hear the word ”yearn.” This is like, classic literature. Idk I just think it’s really funny

yes i love two lesbian witches who had a rivalry bc the hot old witch chose one and not the other give me more

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

I just realized your url isnt “hell it’s genetics” lmao

i thought your url was catboykitty.

we're both pissing on the poor it seems

this is making me hyperventilate

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"