Hm, I Would Say "Mystery Of The Pears " By Orphan_account On Ao3

I would eat these up

“I have nothing to hide” Asks

(For those daring enough to reblog)

1. What are 4 tabs that you have open on your browser right now?

2. Have you ever thought about seriously harming someone?

3. How are you feeling emotionally right now?   

4. What type of place(Like building) are you in right now?       

5. Does anyone know your deepest, darkest secret?

6. Have you ever tried to feign mental illness for personal gain?

7. Do you have any enemies?

8. Do you have any people you only pretend to like?

9. What is one item that you never let anyone besides yourself look at or in?

10. Do you have any talents that people say you have but you don’t believe you actually have?

11. Something you like that other people generally do not like?

12. Are you a Virgin?  

13. Is there anyone that your grandma would hate that you are subscribed to on youtube?

14. Introvert or extrovert?

15. What is the most used application on your device?

16. How much fan fiction have you actually read?

17. Worst Fears?

18. Biggest mistake you’ve ever made?

19. Worst lie you’ve ever told?

20. Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person?

please someone help when I try to sleep my nose is as stuffed as a build-a-bear but other times it runs faster then my dog from a vacuum

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

"You attract what you fear"

AH a 100k+ word slowburn enemies to lovers jegulus fic with background rosekiller, wolfstar, dorlene, pandalily, emmary, and xenopeter TERRIFYING

if u see Christmas u have not been sucked into the marauders fandom yet

But me, on the other hand, see thebestshipiveeverlovedandiwanttoinjectthemintomyveinsjegulusmybelovedholyshitsunseekerorstarchaseridontgiveafuckonwhatyoucallitbutilovethemsomuchyoudontunderstand.

I need a break oml

GASP

Jegulus?? In the wild?? Again???

Hmmmmmmm

he would

mine - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 289

“Evan,” Pandora said slowly, pulling a worn-looking t-shirt out of the basket of clean laundry she was folding. “What is this?”

Evan looked up from his Nintendo Switch and eyed the shirt before looking back down. “That’s a shirt,” he mumbled, wincing as a loud womp-womp sound echoed from the speakers.

Pandora let out a loud sigh and resisted the urge to slap her brother over the head. “I know it’s a shirt, you idiot,” she replied. “But whose is it?”

“Not mine,” Evan responded, not even looking her way this time.

It was at this point that Pandora considered getting a new roommate. “Right,” she nodded, gritting her teeth. “Do you know who it might belong to?”

But before Evan could give another helpful response, the bathroom door opened, and Barty Crouch–dressed in only his boxers– walked out, looking extremely comfortable, especially considering he didn’t live there.

“Oh, that’s mine! Thanks, Pan!” he said happily, taking the shirt from her hand and pulling it on before grabbing a banana from the table and jumping onto the couch next to Evan.

Pressing her fingertips to the bridge of her nose, Pandora reminded herself that murder was currently illegal. “Barty. Why was your shirt in the washer? At a flat where you don’t even live?” she demanded.

“Because it was dirty,” he explained, looking at her like she was crazy.

“Do I want to know why?” she asked, already knowing she didn’t.

“Probably not, honestly,” Barty replied, grinning.

But Evan, still mashing at buttons on his Switch, piped up. “It got all stained last night when we were fu-”

But Pandora decided she had enough. “I’m going to Lily’s,” she interrupted, deciding she was probably never going to come back.

ur gonna be great <3

everyone is doing this.... so will i

the notes thingy!! no rules. idk.

if this gets:

50 notes I'll drink water regularly

150 notes I'll fix my sleep schedule

300 notes I'll start saving money for the future

500 notes I'll come out to my family as bi

700 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as bi

1000 notes I'll go to therapy

tagging some of yall to start the chain:))

@whydousernamesevenexist @kathryn-maraudersversion @mairon-goth-minion @noblehouseofgay @moonyswarmsweaters @earthisaweirdplace @look-a-gay @cool-lesbian-is-here @blueberry-b4gel

period

james lives to eat people out, regulus lives to be eaten out

shes mine then

Shes a ten but shes writing poetry with a taylor swift fountain pen

I fear I can relate only to Evan Rosier 😔

Downbadism is a disease that James Potter has