Everytime An Anti Jegulus Post Makes Its Way Onto My Page I Slowly But Surely Make My Way Through The

cuz thats what we do bestt

Why am I overthinking this?

You give off the vibe that your name is Eastyn for some reason (that exact spelling, too).

lol thanks? Lowkey pretty close to my actual name (not rlly, just the E and Y)

u give off the vibe Alina or Brooke idk

cough cough regulus black cough cough evan rosier cough James potter

Fictional characters got me so feral I could bite through steel

he would

*Oliver is being buried alive*  Murderer, out of breath: How are you eating the dirt so quickly?! 

"Stares at his pinky like it offended him" is GOLD

red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.

especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)

also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.

so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.

james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.

results: nothing.

he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.

which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

two things happen in like two seconds.

one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.

two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.

sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.

stopppp thats so cuteeeeeeeee I'm taking her

Hey so to all my marauders moots, this is what is reblogging u back, just an idiot with access to sewing scissors and needle and thread (I have almost all of these items of clothing btw except the glasses I NEED.)

(The reason it’s so blurry is that it’s a zoomed in imiage of a larger brainstorming sheet for my self sonas :) )

@bemusedrodent @shelbeforgotten @siriuslyobsessed394 this is at u :) <3

The oil dripping out from the car <3

OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

thats what I'm sayyyingg <33

i prefer jegulus and the one and only reason is because i don’t like reading about straight people. SUE ME. i love lily so much i would never submit her to the horrors of heterosexuality, she deserves a beautiful lesbian lover.

that being said jily shippers live your truth i’m not a cop

jegulus my beloved