marlene 'DID YOU HEAR ME?? PLAY THE FREAKING BEAT' mckinnon
peter ‘get it like rom-pom-pom-pom’ pettigrew
remus ‘get it hot like Papa John’ lupin
sirius ‘make a bitch go on and on’ black
james ‘its a femininomenon’ potter
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH I LOVE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOH 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Taking a bit of a jump here by posting my art because I don't usually like showing it to other people, but here we go:
Let's all ignore the fact that I didn't give Barty a mouth... I could not draw it to save my life lmao
I honestly can't decide if I love or hate it, but I thought I might as well try something new.
ok would you like to adopt my grades bc I'm litterally cannot raise them
Why??
Thats interesting for sure
Happy early bday! 🥳
Please don't tumblr will be so empty
And congrats !
I have all passing grades rn
I got interrogated by a cop
It started snowing in 70 degree weather
My birthday is in 43 days
I might be leaving tumblr
Oh and me and ex crush are together
yes.
Barty barging into the Slytherin Dorms where James and Regulus are kissing: Barty: What's up bitch!! Regulus, kissing James: Get the fuck out of here, Barty. Barty, pouting: Awe, c'mon, that's no way to treat your best friend!! Regulus, on James' Lap: No, but it is how I can treat my ex-boyfriend. James: Sorry, what-
I was like "my autocorrect is prob wrong" and now I've just realized that soooo
oml I just realized I've been spelling "literally" wrong my whole life.
who was gonna tell me it had one T and two Ls not "litterally"
reaaalll
james cannot grow a beard. i’m sorry that man is so masculine in every other aspect but he cannot grow a beard for shit.
In the new harry potter reboot they're thinking abt making Snape black
I don't wanna sound racist but.. Snape... black?? 😭😭
WOAHHHHHHHH THATS- THATS- YES
feeling writing is when you start to write a jegulus story but use a lot of flowers and natural metaphors for regulus by james' perspective because he still has feelings/thinks he has feelings for Lily. But while writing the metaphors changes in astronomical ones and greek tragedies ones, because James started to feel for Regulus.
delicious
Arcitecture
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THIS IS MY DREAM AU VOLDEMORT CAN GO DIE IN A FUCKING DITCH <3333333333
My canon truth is Regulus survived & did in fact go back to James where they went to therapy & built the life they always wanted together bc they overcame all that trauma instead of dying bc of it.
Lily got to live a carefree life w/Mary & Pandora, & eventually they all planned out a surrogacy for 2 kids. Now, they just share custody of Harry w/James & Regulus, & Harry doesn’t grow up in an abusive household & wasn’t groomed as a child soldier to take down a weird snake dude. Wolfstar are the best uncles to Harry. Alice & Frank also aren’t insane so Neville gets the family he deserves.
Rosekiller get to be together forever & not die & also be uncles to Luna because Pandora does NOT die obviously. Which also means nobody has to lose their minds & go insane, hijack the Auror that would’ve killed their partner if it were an AU, & infiltrate a school in order to resurrect the weird snake dude I referenced a paragraph ago.
Oh & Peter isn’t a traitor…he’s still trying to figure out what cologne Gilderoy is fucking wearing. That’s why he’s now an investigative journalist who tracks Gilderoy’s career. He’s in direct competition with Rita because I think it’s hilarious to think about them bickering over who’s writing what piece for the Daily Prophet.
The only way this doesn’t work for you is if you’re a HarryxLuna shipper lol which in that case, sorry…
I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere-- Chappell Roan my beloved
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