We Are BAWLING

"bizzare" "unique" you cant just call me 50 ways to autistic and leave it (°ㅂ°╬)

are you telling me youd willy his wonka.

willy wonkas little tricks wouldnt work on me cuz im not nine years old. im not going onto the factory floor during a tour thats insane

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

if i were a medieval peasant i would be so into not being a medieval peasant

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

i fear i was too hasty in speaking my mind, does anyone have a bridge i can borrow

and what if i didnt have the sniffles

im actually quite enamored with the idea of living through an apocolypse, and considering how im the utmost unbothered by most happenings because i regularly hallucinate, im faring better than most should be,, luckily shits been going downhill for a while or people might be reacting like a medieval peasent to a nintindo switch

oh what a time to be american