049-jay And Jacket Are The Duo Lingo Birds Of The Group

049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge

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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face

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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK

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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in

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Happy holidays dipshits

049- God you are SUCH a theater kid

035- if im such a theater kid why can i say the word macbe-

035- Macbet- (gaging)

035- ( Heavy breathing) Mac-Mac- HEATHER MCNAMARA!

035- FUCK!

035- I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys

Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/

106: I can’t believe mask was eaten by 11 billion crabs

049 deadpan: tragic

poker night with scps

035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?

106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G

682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)

079-i want nothing but death

096-(confusion)

173- PENDEJO!

049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!

035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby

049- (talks to anyother man)

035- evil again

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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs

106- (CRUNCH)

D boi- (fear)

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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)

049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?

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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few

035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die

049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?

Random quotes (mostly 035)

035- Being pan doesnt make me slutty, i just so happen to be both

035- Im not intrested in being polite nor heterosexual

035- (at 049) Damn shawty you lookin' fuckin' unhinged

035- AGH! STUPID HANDLE! OPENING THIS DOOR IS HARDER THAN AN EDGY TEEN TRYING TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS!

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire