Girls Can You Manifest For My Crush To Text Me Back I Miss Him

so all of my ex love interests decided to unfollow me this week??? don’t know what that’s about but I’m gonna assume they couldn’t bare spending valentines without me🤷‍♀️

2024 Film Diary [2/?]

All Fun and Games (2023) dir Eren Celeboglu, Ari Costa

I don’t think you guys get it. WHEN👏IM👏VIO👏LENT 👏ITS CARLI👏TOS👏 WAY🙌

SOMEBODY WRITE RYAN GOSLING SMUT I CANT DO THIS ANY FUCKING MORE

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Dreaming 💭 of dry humping

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

the beginning of this edit makes me so weak omg i need him so goddamn badly PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME HIT

I watched Bridget Jones’s Diary for the first time and I cannot fathom how badly I need Mark Darcy and I hate how long it’s taken me to reach this point of no return

I am disgusted with him now I hate him so much I miss him

I’m so obsessed with him oh my god I want to eat him