Listen I May Be Only Halfway Into Honkai’s Story But You Cannot Convince Me Jackal Knows How To Fight.

i’m like convinced most of world serpent have no idea what jackal actually looks like. she walked in with a dog mask and they’ve never seen anything else.

your muse: is a divine being / monster / alien / etc, has some sort of anamoly, already had weird shit done to them, special in some way etc etc

jackal:

“You’re the only one I would bite. I would actually bite.”

@canisaureuss​ :)

“you’re the only one I wouldn’t woof at.”

𝗥𝗣  𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘  𝗙𝗢𝗥  𝗧𝗛𝗘  𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗗

(  +  reverse  )  to  reverse  roles

for  when  they’re  feeling  violent  

[  BELT  ]  for  your  muse  to  use  their  belt  as  a  weapon

[  BETRAY  ]  for  your  muse  to  reveal  to  my  muse  they’re  not  who  they  think  they  are

[  BLEED  ]  for  your  muse  to  make  mine  bleed

[  BOOT  ]  for  your  muse  to  press  their  boot  against  my  muse’s  mouth  

[  BRUISE  ]  for  your  muse  to  purposely  hold  my  muse  hard  enough  to  bruise

[  CHOKE  ]  for  your  muse  to  hold  mine  by  the  throat,  either  with  the  hand  or  forearm

[  DENIAL  ]  for  your  muse  to  angrily  deny  something  my  muse  is  calling  them  out  on  

[  FIRE  ]  for  your  muse  to  threaten  my  muse  with  fire

[  GRAPPLE  ]  for  your  muse  to  wrestle  mine  down  to  the  floor  or  against  the  wall

[  HAIR  ]  for  your  muse  to  pull  my  muse’s  hair  

[  KICK  ]  for  your  muse  to  kick  my  muse  (  can  specify  where  )

[  KNEE  ]  for  your  muse  to  knee  mine  in  the  stomach  or  groin  

[  KNIFE  ]  for  your  muse  to  hold  a  knife  to  my  muse’s  throat

[  LAUGH  ]  for  your  muse  to  laugh  at  my  muse  for  being  pathetic  

[  LIAR  ]  for  your  muse  to  call  mine  a  liar

[  MOUTH  ]  for  your  muse  to  put  their  hand  over  my  muse’s  mouth  

[  PANIC  ]  for  your  muse  to  find  my  muse  panicking  after  they’ve  done  impulsive  or  dangerous

[  REGRET  ]  for  your  muse  to  immediately  regret  hurting  my  muse

[  SLAP  ]  for  your  muse  to  slap  my  muse  in  the  face

[  SLEEP  ]  for  your  muse  to  approach  my  muse  while  they’re  sleeping  

[  SPIT  ]  for  your  muse  to  spit  at  my  muse

[  STAB  ]  for  your  muse  to  stab  my  muse  (  specify  where  )

[  STEP  ]  for  your  muse  to  step  on  my  muse  while  they’re  down  

[  SHOOT  ]  for  your  muse  to  shoot  at  my  muse  (  specify  where  )

[  STRONGARM  ]  for  your  muse  to  use  force  to  make  my  muse  do  something  

[  TANTRUM  ]  for  your  muse  to  throw  a  temper  tantrum  that  my  muse  gets  caught  /  hurt  in

[  TEAR  ]  for  your  muse  to  tear  clothing  off  of  my  muse

[  TEETH  ]  for  your  muse  to  bite  my  muse  (  specify  where  )

[  THREAT  ]  for  your  muse  to  threaten  my  muse  /  specify  threat    

for  when  they’re  feeling  soft  

[  BOOP  ]  for  your  muse  to  bump  their  nose  against  my  muse’s  nose  

[  BREAK  ]  for  your  muse  to  know  that  my  muse  is  about  to  break  up  with  them  

[  CALM  ]  for  your  muse  to  calm  my  muse  down  from  a  moment  of  anger

[  COUCH  ]  for  our  muses  to  cuddle  on  the  couch  

[  DANCE  ]  for  your  muse  to  take  my  muse’s  hand  and  start  dancing  with  them  

[  EYES  ]  for  your  muse  to  send  bedroom  eyes  at  my  muse  

[  FEED  ]  for  your  muse  to  feed  my  muse  something  (  can  specify  what  )

[  HAND  ]  for  your  muse  to  slip  their  hand  into  my  muse’s  hand

[  HICKEY  ]  for  you  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  hickey  (  specify  where  )

[  HUG  ]  for  your  muse  to  hug  my  muse

[  INTERRUPT  ]  for  your  muse  to  interrupt  my  muse  talking  by  kissing  them  

[  KISS  ]  for  your  muse  to  kiss  my  muse  

[  LICK  ]  for  you  muse  to  lick  my  muse  

[  PATTER  ]  for  our  muses  to  have  a  conversation  in  the  car  while  the  rain  patters  down  around  them  

[  PLAY  ]  for  your  muse  to  play  a  musical  instrument  for  my  muse

[  PICNIC  ]  for  our  muses  to  go  on  a  picnic

[  RAIN  ]  for  our  muses  to  dance  in  the  rain  /  kiss  in  the  rain

[  RIVER  ]  for  our  muses  to  jump  in  the  river  together  /  or  for  one  to  push  the  other  in  

[  SING  ]  for  your  muse  to  sing  to  my  muse  /  song  or  lullaby  

[  SNEAK  ]  for  your  muse  to  sneak  a  touch  under  my  muse’s  clothing  

[  SPOON  ]  for  your  muse  to  big  spoon  my  muse  

[  STARE  ]  for  your  muse  to  be  caught  staring  affectionately  at  mine

[  STROKE  ]  for  your  muse  to  play  with  my  muse’s  hair

[  SWEATER  ]  for  your  muse  to  be  found  in  my  muse’s  sweater  or  hoodie

[  TOUCH  ]  for  your  muse  to  softly  touch  my  muse  (  specify  where  )

[  WARM  ]  for  your  muse  to  put  their  jacket  around  my  muse’s  shoulders

[  WATCH  ]  for  your  muse  to  watch  my  muse  sleep  

i make fun of jackal. a lot. because she makes choices that deserve to make fun of, as well as being a truly awful person currently so there’s no regret in making fun of her. but she is, actually, a fucking genius. her strengths just do not lie on the battlefield. it’s in science and experimentation.

honkai:

me: starts 21

honkai: so leila-

me:

me:

me: pUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK!!!!!!!!!

yes i do make fun of jackal a lot yes i also adore her to pieces and her design is EVERYTHING to me

“you can’t give ALL your muses adhd-” oops i did it again! funny how that works i -i just thought it? and i i did it?

TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART ONE

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ God fucking dammit, Dave! ❜

❛ Oh, a fresh pie! Save me a slice. That’s good. Okay, that’s good. Yeah, that’s…alright that’s good. Oh - okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. That’s good…that’s good! It’s….IT’S ENOUGH SLICES! ❜

❛ It’s becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! …I am small. ❜

❛ Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F2-50. ❜

❛ I live inside you forever! With Satan himself by my side! ❜

❛ I’m picking up really sketch vibes. ❜

❛ I’ve brought you a gift. It’s a crystal, nothing more. ❜

❛ You probably think this world is a dream come true, but you’re wrong. ❜

❛ I was protecting ____. I will always protect ____…..I’m on my way to murder ____! ❜

❛ How is it that you go about defining good and evil? ❜

❛ People are always saying “omg ___! You’re so cute! I’d die for you!” So die. Sacrifice your soul for your queen. ❜

❛ Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room.  ❜

❛ I don’t think so, darling. ❜

❛ I’m fast as fuck boy! Still fast as fuck boy! Come get some! I don’t think you have any idea just how fast I am! ❜

❛ Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished. Mmhmm. I see. I see. ❜

❛ You were dead! I saw you die! ❜

❛ You’re waking the neighbors. SHUT UP! ❜

❛ What the fuck is that fucking thing? What the fuck? Hello? WHOA. CHILL. BAD VIBES! ❜

❛ Not only did you do that, they got your ass on camera! This is the clearest video I’ve ever seen. This is the most HD shit ever! This is 4K. How did they get you in 4k? ❜

❛ What does this do in your fancy car? OH MY GOD I’M PLANNING AN AIRSTRIKE! AHHH! ❜

❛ I may not be a smart man, but uh, I know something’s fucked up when I see it. ❜

❛ Do I remember?…..no. ❜

❛ It is hot as hell in this fucky ass, hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?! ❜

❛ No more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate.  ❜

❛ The trash man! I come out and I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. ❜

❛ Am I a lady or am I a rat? ❜

❛ Goodnight to people with daddy/mommy issues. ❜

❛ I am fucking crazy, but I am free. ❜

❛ He can’t keep getting away with it!  ❜

❛ Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination. ❜

❛ Seems a down right shame. Seems an awful waste. ❜

❛ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of osha violations! ❜

❛ I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary!  ❜

❛ Everything’s cool right now. Might be some problems later, but uh, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. ❜

❛ *to the tune of The Final Countdown* It’s the final brain cell! DODODOO DOO! ❜

“I cared a lot once,” she admitted wryly. “And it ruined me. So now I don’t care for much at all. I work in extremes like that.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #152 (via blossomfully)