(repeated Like A Mantra While Rubbing My Temples) I Will Stay Silly And Not Allow The World To Make Me

The destruction of humanity? That's a cheap price! He has my vote!

To everyone's dismay, TSAU!Mikey has decided to run for president of the Turtleverse! :D

Ways that TSAU!Mikey will improve Turtleverse society if he is elected:

Free healthcare for all (yōkai)! :D

Increased funding for social welfare programs! :D

The complete and total destruction of humanity.

More cooking- and baking shows! :D

Lower taxes for Baron Draxum (applies to all universes)! :D

Increased taxes for Donatello Hamato (applies to all universes)! :D

Smaller podiums for Mikey! (they're too tall! and just because he can fly doesn't mean he should have to!) >:(

If any of this sounds promising, remember to vote for TSAU!Mikey in the upcoming election! :D

@tmnt-multiverse-election

Reacher, Mayhem and ...Marijuana

...Should I be scared?

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

A: LOVE the artstyle, how do you draw so good, the facial expressions are amazing!

B: Accurate

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Typical PB&J duo shenanigans that occur when the show’s plot finally focuses on them:

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

I am one so I kinda have to

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

I'm not the biggest JayVick shipper out there and I honestly didn't start seeing the potential until season 2 but that was still my reaction when I realized where Mel and Jayce's relationship was going (tbh? I thought Mel was lesbian, idk why)

series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please