I Whisper 'the Fuck?' To Myself About 15 Times A Day

GET LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY, IDIOT

my peter parker is always one bad day away from ending lives bc he’ll be damned if he loses another loved one<3

young justice my beloved <3

They are in the thick of it, lives are most likely at stake, lots of them! and Jon's just, "sorry to all the people who die today but my boyfriend isn't picking up his phone."

honestly it’s not even weird that he died twice at this point, what would be weird if he hadn’t died at least once

this is what I'm getting from the DC fandom right now

Working slowly but surely! I’m gonna add Roy and Bizzaro next methinks.

From left to right, it’s:

Mera, Aquaman, Lorena Marquez (Aquagirl 2), Garth (Aqualad 1), Tula (Aquagirl 1), Kaldur’ahm (Aqualad 2), Yara Flor, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Cassie Sandsmark (Olympia), Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Nubia, Raven, Zatanna, Martian Manhunter, Miss Martian, Conner Kent (Superboy 1), Jonathan Kent (Superboy 2), Krypto, Superman, Lois Lane, Supergirl, Ace (Bat Hound), Wildfire, Red Robin, Starfire, Spoiler, Nightwing, Batgirl, Red Hood, Oracle, Catwoman, Batman, Robin, Beacon, Impulse, Nobody, Titus the Great Dane, The Flash, Iris West, Dawn and Donnie Allen (the Tornado Twins), Wally West, Linda Park, Black Canary, Green Arrow, and Arrowette.

tim drake, robin from 1989 until forever

I’d tell them you said that, but they really don’t need that kind of ego boost

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim:

Band AU but Fleetwood Mac style where the entire band consists of the bitchest and pettiest exes possible and then there’s that one character in the corner who just wants to make cool music with his friends

DC Characters as actual things my friends have said: Part 1

Jon: I’m a co parent of a beaver named Kyle Jr and it’s all because of poor golf cart driving skills. I’m pretty sure he has rabies but it’s NOT my fault

Dami: For once