Music On Patrol

Look…. I’m also not a fan of the fanon version of Dick Grayson that’s a useless himbo, but this equally false revisionist version of him you guys are creating is just as bad. Dick Grayson is not the edgy, super serious, angst-machine you guys say he is. If Dick was truly like how some of you describe him, he would have no friends and be completely inseparable from Bruce. Why would Bruce consider Dick better than him and his greatest success if he was just like him? He’s someone who has flaws but is ultimately a very personable, friendly, and kind person. It gets annoying having to constantly hear about how he’s “actually” an asshole who is moments away from killing a person.

Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

jaywalking is a sacred tradition all northerners take part in. we’ve got places to go and people to see, we don’t have time for your stupid traffic laws

So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

They all yell at everyone else constantly about respecting their personal boundaries and shit but then they all turn around and track each other’s every move, like “i just wanna make sure you’re safe :(“

Love the idea of the batfam all being equally unhinged like Tim calls dick every two days with “why’d you take the cameras I use to stalk you down :(“ Dick is always placing trackers on everyone, Bruce just fucking shows up and watches his kids go about their daily lives, Jason’s got eyes all over the city to ping him if someone matching his families description pops up, Barbra is always listening and watching like love that shit

Fun fact in this duo Stephanie is the good cop.

I want another Kara/Steph team up but when Kara is one of her angst phases.

don't make me a killer!

Thinking about how this was probably yj98’s member status at one point.

Robin/Red Robin: missing in action

Superboy: deceased

Impulse: deceased

Secret: retired (forced)

Arrowette: retired

Wonder Girl: missing in action

Empress: retired (forced)

Slobo: missing/presumed dead

"yeah im neurodivergent", i say. you think i mean not neurotypical, but as you finish that thought, my mind itself diverges, splitting into an infinite fractal of me's, the resulting hivemind overwhelming your brain with information about random media you've never heard of until you explode

i was going thru my personal batfam timeline and realized just how funny some events line up. like tim’s introduction to the story lining up with one of the edgiest arcs of dick’s, resulting in this interaction

I want him back. DC please let us have him back. I miss him.