Funniest Thing About Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Is The Fact That The State Alchemists Wouldn't

bitches be like "nooo i don't have any family trauma" and then their favorite game is mystic messenger

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

Whitney doesn’t want his daughter anywhere near Kylar and his family. Kylar doesn’t want his daughter anywhere near Whitney and his family. If their daughters did fall in love with each other though, Whitney would be more accepting than Kylar. Whitney still doesn’t get it and would disapprove every step of the way but at least he wouldn’t try to kill Kylar’s kid.

BRO BIG BRAIN

They will never fully accept each other but will play nice for the girls for the most part

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

Bonus:

VRCで使用している改変アバターFA(?)です🧀🐭

楽しすぎる〜〜

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

I'm going to sound completely insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.

Look me in the eye and TELL ME the line-up of Ed as Momo, Ling as Okarun, and Greed as fucking Turbo Granny ISN'T THE MOST PERFECT THING. HE POSSESSES LING AND EVERYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT

Also Izumi as Seiko. Obviously. Al's floating there somewhere too but idk about him yet