Never Thought About How Much Of A Dick Move That Is

I love Mulder, but my english teacher is ranting about his conspiracy theories and its making me realize if i was Scully dealing with Mulder I would’ve strangled him or quit

Thanks for the tag!

Last song: unlikely lovers (2016 falsettos cast)

Favorite color: also green!

Last movie: i dont remember maybe Enola Holmes 2

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

Current obsessions: the hozier album wasteland, baby! Good Omens, lockwood and co, the x-files

Last thing I googled: raads-r autism test (got a 125)

Not gonna tag anyone cuz idk how to use tumblr so i don’t have any moots

People I want to get to know better

thanks for the tag @photogenic-strawberry (making a new post cause my computer can't handle the old thread)

Last song? lol "Wide Willy" by Lalo Schifrin (it isn't what it sounds like) for spy music inspo

Favorite color? yellooooow! more specifically a sunshine/ bright mustard (?) yellow

Currently watching? One Piece with my Dad, just finished rewatching Gentleman Jack

Last movie? Barbie, I think? I don't watch movies very often

Sweet/Spicy/Savory? SPICY

Relationship status? single :((

Current obsession? oooh boy, bad question: *deep breath* folklore, jazz, plants, wizblr, bryophytes, fungi, maths (especially geometry), internet history, this one drug textbook "From the heart 4" which we had at school, turns out theres a whole hidden conspiracy there... probably loads of other stuff too, but of the top of my head lmao

Last thing you googled? "The Woman in Black book" cause I saw Jack Edwards with a maaaassive copy and mine is like, novella sized. Turns out his was a collection of stories

lets seeee no pressure tagging: @crazyhairkid @iamshmolphrog @terrencetheshark14 @astraeasparrow @jhomikle @honestlytastygayasstrash @rainydays12 @bicharliespring @the-frog-wizard-leep @ms-metra @fantasticcollectorkitten @underappreciatedtomato @aro-manita-muscaria @aphroditesanxiety + anyone else, sorry if i didnt tag you

“That leaves us with three hours- three DAYS of footage to watch to find this motherfucker” (or something like that) - David Duchovny

“Thats assuming we’re looking for a motherfucker.” - Gillian Anderson

Dana Scully Gillian Anderson iconic moments: blooper edition

In no particular order (number 1-10 too keep track if how many):

1 Momento Mori

2 Triangle

3 Ascension/One Breath

3 Redux part 1 and 2

4 unruhe

5 Elegy

6 Tithonus

7 bad blood

8 Arcadia

9 young at heart

10 Wet Wired

Do people actually have lists of favorite xf episodes? Because I'm trying to think of my top ten and it's impossible.

“I don’t know, I don’t even have a theme picked out.”

“Do you wanna know what I think?” He asked, already turning the car away from the road that led back to Scully’s apartment.

“Almost certainly not,” Scully replied.

“I think-”

“Oh you’re going to tell me anyway. So it was just a rhetorical question-”

“I think it should be alien themed,” Mulder said with a self assured smile. Scully pushed his shoulder, she could’ve throttled him, but he was currently driving the vehicle she was in, so she refrained.

People wonder why I am the way I am and then remember that my dad encouraged me to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer in elementary school, a show with such quotes as

“God i am so mentally challenged”

“God what’s your childhood trauma”

“I’d *feel* like killing myself”

This is pretty much the way I talk now

I actually cannot choose between arcadia, bad blood, triangle, and home

I dont understand softball or baseball but i need this!!

I need a MSR high school au but it's actually a baseball/softball summer camp/rivals to lovers AU with pitcher!scully and catcher!mulder facing off across a corn field in the space between two summer camps, and then falling in love across the 66 ft between mound and home.

Is it bad that i can name what episodes most of these are from?

Top left: pilot (obvs)

Second left: jersey devil

Second right: fire

Third left: beyond the sea

Third right: gender bender

Bottom left: darkness falls

Bottom right: i *think* eve but im not positive

they weren’t even together- 🥹🤍