WETWIRED MAKES ME FERAL IVE SEEN THAT EP SO MANY TIMES

Me after singing all the colors of joseph’s coat unprompted to my mother: No big deal, we all have our talents

My friends and I are watching dr who together (just the david Tennant seasons we are on limited time) and we just watched the season 2 finale and idk how to process it. One of my friends laid face down on the bed for ten minutes after and i feel like that was an appropriate response

I LOVVVVVE THIS EPISODE

The X-Files • Ice

“Mulder if we don’t kill it now, we run the risk of becoming Richter and Campbell with guns to our heads.

But if we do kill it now, we may never know how to stop it or anything like it in the future.”

No one can tell me that if Mulder and Scully were hooking up but not together near the beginning of the series Casual by Chappell Roan wouldn’t have been their song while they were fighting their true romantic feelings and pushing each other away to keep their hearts safe

Is it Casual Now? Absolutely not

And the dream of us in a year part? SHUT UP THEY WANT TO WIFE EACH OTHER UP SO BAD

Is sweets their kid or their third?

MINE IS ALSO MULDER BEING COLOR BLIND CUZ IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

what minor "canon" thing in txf do you just choose to ignore entirely? not big stuff like william's parentage or the divorce arc etc, but something that doesn't rly affect the overall plot. mine is that i refuse to believe that mulder is red/green colorblind

@actual-changeling i NEED to see talent show please

i'm looking up team building activities for a fic (yes the three leg race idea has taken root. yes there are over 1k words already. yes it will get longer) and this is some sort of high-level corporate comedy. i present to you:

the highlights

i feel like this is just an excuse to get drunk on the clock

"fun" kevin i don't think anyone would think of this as fun

i have never met a single person in my life that enjoys meeting people this way. ever. if this will foster anything it's prolonged awkwardness and embarrassment

i uh. i think these speak for themselves

lost for words. WHO wrote this article

unless you are a tech start-up or either deep in the nerd sector this will NOT work

y'know what. i think this would be GREAT. have a bunch of fbi agents shoot at each other to get rid of some frustrations. i'm sure nothing will go wrong

how to murder your co worker and get away with it—the company activity

i really cannot blame mulder for wanting to get the fuck away from that experience. however. i will force him to go to one anyway. at least he and scully will get to share a room

Us abt to fight netflix

hi everybody how are we doing. I for one was more afraid to open this app than anything. yall acted exactly as expected. im afraid for Netflix. good job tbh

Brb im going to write a fic about Mulder seeing scully going through it™️ in the early seasons and seeing someone else trying to comfort her and she is having absolutely none of it then realizing that hes the only one she lets comfort her