I Think This Is Just A Win For Queequeg

No rizz just pretty green eyes and texting “everyone knows birds are government drones anyway”

I'm Sorry

*Clears throat* *closes eyes and takes a deep breath* I have come to the conclusion that Kit Young/Jesper Fahey is my spirit animal (this is a joke). Reason number one: Kit Young and I have the same birthday. Number two *leans closer to mic* "I don't blow things up, i shot them with style *winks*. And I look good *pushes back hair sauvely*" Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

Anyone who’s read my fics please make specific assumptions about me based off my writing

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

"He took the passport camera and all the film in the store. He also took morphine, scopolamine, hydrobromide and insulin syringes. He's making more twilight sleep." // "He wants to continue his work."

Thank you for the characters Chris Carter but we’ll take it from here.

I think I’m too far into the xfiles, today a kid in one of my classes said “whys it so dark in here” and my teacher said “because the lights arent on” and i texted my friend that a student and teacher at my school just quoted s2e10 of the xfiles when Melissa Scully goes to Mulders apartment while hes waiting to kill the people who hurt scully

Dr who is a close second

Also this list is based off of mutuals interests and does not reflect all of Tumblr lol

Triangle is so important to me cuz what the fuck do you mean they’re platonic work partners but they find each other in every universe? You thought sad boy Mulder from abduction arc was unhinged? You are not prepared for Scully when Mulder hasn’t called her in 12 hours. SHE PULLS A GUN ON SPENDER IIRC or at least threatens to, we get to see gillian anderson dressed to the 9s in 1940s fashion and then the fact that Scully canonically kisses skinner before Mulder and the poor man is just flabbergasted. And then the end, when Scully is convinced Mulder is delusional and so on drugs that he doesn’t know what he saying/doesnt mean it. OH BROTHER?!?!?

What do you think their relationship was like the few days after that episode, did Mulder remember saying that? Did Scully remember him saying that everytime she walked into his hospital room and when he walked through the door at work for their shitty season 6 background checks?

Also “I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser.” -> “i was expecting a left.” GOLD AHH

AHHHH

in the low lamp light i was free, heaven and hell were words to me.

—hozier

he LITERALLY came back from the dead for her and i'll never get over that. also these lyrics were made for them i'm sending hozier my therapy bills. jesus christ.

No thoughts just the idea of scully in armor