I just saw this post and it made me remember that the first time i watched txf in the living room my step sister was like “why is the meme sound playing?” and i was so confused cuz i was sheltered asf and lived under a rock™️ so i never had vine and didn’t know what she was talking about 😭
I gotta wait for my ipad to charge so i can draw this shit but here are my field hockey player!scully head canons:
- She was number 7. Like if she was at a school and she had to pick a different number whatever but seven was her number (because alliteration, Scully or Seven)
- She was that girl who ran like three miles a day during pre-season and then out passed everyone at tryouts
- never wore her mouth guard, it was always in her bra strap (and if her coach was like mine that means taking a hike 🗻🏃♀️🏃♀️)
- ridiculously muscular thighs, had to start training arms to balance it out, giving you a 5’3 very muscular redhead
- she played midfield, probably left or center
- since she was changing schools so often every so often she’d get culture shock at one of those rich schools where they put your last name on the back of your jersey and shed get to keep it when she left
- one of those girls who wore a headband
- was NOT one of those girls who wore a glove (that shits for pussies, and she believed that)
- broke her thumb and kept playing anyway
- had the same stick from 6-11 grade and got a new one her senior season, it wasn’t the same
- played in college but probably just on a club because she had so much homework or only during undergrad
- played pick up games/summer leagues while in med school
- miss girl was NOT the team braider, someone was definitely etly doing her hair for her and if she didn’t know anyone well enough to ask she just wore pigtails to keep all her hair out of her face
- always forgot she had to take jewelry off for games
- I feel like she’d talk shit on the field
- has drawn blood while playing
-has gotten into a fight on the field
- it was with a guy and she bit him.
- I like to think she was at Mulder’s school for a couple months
100% watch this show L&co is the loml
hey big fandoms!! can we have help?? please don't hate me for this
I'm going to target the Riordanverse because that's like the only big fandom I have
lockwood and co is coming out on Netflix. it's a show about a world where ghosts suddenly appeared 50 years ago and teens and children are the only ones who can sense them. also if they touch you, you die please watch it please please please pl
why will you like it? um
both are led entirely by stupidly impulsive and sarcastic characters
traumatic backstories
uhh swords
you stab things and stuff yeah swords
angry girl with mommy issues
defying the People In Charge
sad boy who's family died
um let me come back to this
we have an evil head in a jar
arguably funnier than pjo (if it's true to the books)
they literally burn down a house
basically everyone is hot
you'll get emotionally attached to said head in a jar
tons and tons of action
scary
there's gonna be romance I'm sure, because I saw the way those two losers looked at each other in the trailer even if it's sooner than they have it in the books
before you ruin it for yourself by saying "well it's gonna get cancelled anyway so why bother" 1) shush give it a chance and 2) if that happens just read the books they're literally amazing
I hope my advertisement that I'm NOT getting paid to do I swear, and am actually doing out of my own time, is convincing
please don't hate me
No this because i forget if its canon or just a common head canon but Scully is a nervous flyer, i wanna see scully popping three benadryl and passing out for the flight, i wanna see our sleepy agents getting off the plane after their flight was delayed again, i wanna see them holding hands during take off, i wanna- im a fanfic writer ill do It myself
mulder & scully spend so much time at the airport and on planes and we never see any of it. well i want to see it. i wanna see them grabbing overpriced bagels from the airport shops right before boarding. i wanna see scully doing crossword puzzles on the plane and mulder reading sci-fi magazines. i wanna see them impatiently waiting for their luggage to come down the carousel at baggage claim. absolutely nobody else wants to see this but i want to see this
headcanon that when Scully is suffering from motherly or brotherly pressure about her life choices or hears about another old med school or college friend meeting ordinary life milestones she missed, or Skinner's annoyed with them about something (like Mulder being behind on the paperwork which she refuses to do for him), she starts stress cleaning her apartment.
But because she's already neat and also not home a lot, there isn't a lot to clean, so usually after the second time she finds herself disinfecting the kitchen sink on a Satunday mid-morning, she goes to Mulder's place, lets herself in and stars stress cleaning there, too. Usually Mulder's still asleep on the couch with the classic movie station still playing, but she has blanket permission after the first couple of times trying to distract a tightly wound Scully at his place from his scrap file of tabloid cases turned into her trying to declutter his place while lecturing him about dust mites, tripping hazards, bacteria, eccentrics who live in danger of being crushed by their prized collections, which certainly was a distraction, so now she knows she's welcome to come over any time and disinfect and tidy and sort the mail etc as long as she doesn't try anything purge-like on his boxroom (listed as a bedroom on his lease). And she usually tries not to wake him unless his lackadaisical book keeping is why she's stressed. So some weekend late mornings Mulder wakes up to a spotless table and laundry bags by the door and the smell of lemon clorox and coffee and a manic-but-winding-down flannel shirt Scully sitting with her mug in the desk chair, not quite watching him sleep (she usually claims to be hypnotized by the fish).
Greetings are usually ridiculous Mulder guesses about what's got her on the boil ("Maggie signed you up for ballroom dancing classes with Engleburt from Sunday potluck and your Spanish heels are in the shop?" "Douglas from organic chem invented a new breed of hypoallergenic bio-luminescent guinea pigs and this singularly useful achievement makes you worry about measuring up, dr. Frankenstein-wise?") and complaints that she was going to make brunch but all he had in the fridge was former milk swiftly becoming yogurt and desiccated pizza of dubious provenance, both of which are in the trash bag she expects him to take out. So he usually goes out for bagels and cream cheese and eggs and chives and milk, and half and half for the coffee (he prefers real cream but she won't drink it, claiming it makes the coffee taste "slimy" so it would be a waste).
If she's still wound up enough to be running the vacuum when he gets back, he makes a project of cajoling until she talk about it and remind her she's on a different but still immensely valuable path, which isn't a bad way to spend a day together really. Or if she's re-entered his reality where she doesn't have to compete with Normal People (or doesn't need to remind him five more times to finish that report) and worked through the stress, she's usually curled up asleep on the couch when he gets back with brunch fixings. This is also fine because toasting and munching and wiggling onto the far end of the couch to watch a ball game while his partner naps is also a good way to spend an afternoon and they can have dinner together later. (And he can always spread those files back out across the table the same way after she leaves for the night.)
So a while ago i was writing a “5 times scully was getting flirted with and mulder noticed and 1 time she did” but i never finished it and I never got to the part i really wanted to write but its pride month so I’m going to erite that singular scene right now ready go:
Carefully, after the car already started moving, Mulder said, “wow Scully, even women flirt with you.” Scully turned sharply, luckily he was the one driving.
“What do you mean?”
“That witness-“
“You mean the one in that white top?” Scully asked. Mulder nodded to her. “No.”
“Yeah, definitely.” Scully buried her red face in her hands.
“Mulder turn the car around,” she said. Mulder blinked in surprise… that had not been the reply he was expecting. He almost followed her instructions until his brain caught up with his body.
“What- no!”
“Oh come on! If it were you-“
“If it were me you would tell me I was being unprofessional!”
“Mulder.”
“Scully.”
“Please?”
“No, I want to get to bed.” That was a lie. Mulder didn’t care about going to sleep, he did, however, care about Scully going to flirt with someone else.
Idk what that was happy pride
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
you guys ever think about gillian anderson
This is literally my favourite line in the Fight The Future script, nothing can truly top this
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
Everyone who ever said Reyes is gay for Scully is right. You’re all right.
If youd like to listen to me ramble about it I do that now and also i write fanfiction (a HeavyOnTheTragedy on AO3)
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