MONSTERPROM

They are best friends

You know that one vine? The “What’s your favorite dinner food?” one? Yeah, my bus driver has a voice exactly like that. Anyways, so you know the hindenburg?

Had a dream that I was washing my hands and the only visible difference between the bathroom and my real one is that we had a new bottle of soap that was purple instead of green.

Riveting.

Dear guy,

Sorry for guessing your character from the get-go. We were just on the same wavelength, man. I was thinking Spongie-boy; you were thinking Mr. Clarinet Grumperstan. It just happened, my nameless dude.

Yeah, I’m not sorry. It was all very funny. Just seeing the color drain from your face and your hopes shatter... That’s that good stuffs.

And from a different time: shout out to that dude who immediately guessed “Trump” when I asked what color the character would be; and shout out to the other dude who had Trump as his character and answered “orange”.

A play-by-play can be found under the “Keep reading”

Unsuspecting Dude: I have a character.

Me: If your character was a character from Spongebob Squarepants, what character would they be?

Unsuspecting Dude: No.

Unsuspecting Dude: Noooooooo.

...

Dude 1: I’m thinking of a character.

Me: If your character was a color, what color would your character be?

Dude 1: ... Orange.

Dude 2: Is it Trump?

Dude 1: ... Yes.

@geewizgabe made me a cake for my birthday

“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus

These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.

Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.

Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?

Other Person: F to pay respects.

[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]

Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.

“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server. 

Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!

A Person, quietly: Near, far...

All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE

Ain’t it great when a quick art thing turns out better than most of your previous work? I just wanted to make big ol’ eyes.

I am feeling proud though. ~( u v u )~

~<>

gentle reminder to all ace and aro peeps:

the majority of the lgbtq+ community sees you and accepts you as a part of the community and in queer spaces. i know seeing all the hate on here from within the community can be incredibly disheartening and exhausting, but aphobes are just a loud and angry minority, they are not the norm in actual queer spaces.

you are valid. you are loved. you belong.

Someone get this boy there!!!!!!

I know I live in Kansas. I know the theater is like 3 ish hours away. But oh my God I want to see death cab for cutie