The Bathroom At My Job Is Pretty Nice

My gender is:

No. No, thank you.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

He’s the cutest hopper.

Homestuck is back at it again, ruining my life.

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Me without boots: swift, elegant, only trips a little

Me with boots: indecisive, bonk, wait no, bonk, stomp stomp

When it comes to 2019, can we just skip that year and dive straight into 2020? I want to make jokes about eyesight and celebrate the 100 year anniversary of women having the right to vote. I feel like 2019 is going to suck for everyone.

Ain’t it great when a quick art thing turns out better than most of your previous work? I just wanted to make big ol’ eyes.

I am feeling proud though. ~( u v u )~

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

I wonder what would happen if I just cursed as loud as I can. Just bellow out the f-word loud enough to scare my dogs.