Fucking Love Coke-a-cola

One of my wildest fantasys is sleeping for a long period of time, why not just shut off my brain for 47 hours that would fix me

Late night omlit and my cat joined me and we had an omlit together 🤌❤

I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe

Me looking at the police officers service gun outside in Applebee's parking lot

Wally Darling

You know, I'm not surprised I feel like most people do this too but just don't talk about it

yes yes yes that’s me lol

I love sentinel prime so much but only for the soul purpose of ✨️💗🌟torturing him in my head💕✨️❤️

Sentinel Prime dying in a glue trap

I hate him 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Remembering the time I dropped half my bagel between the fridge and the counter and collapsed against the fridge and cried

# inspirational quotes to live by

#justice for shorties

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top