Yummy Yummy In My Tummy

Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."

Devine art:)

chocwave

#justice for shorties

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

Taught myself how to crochet a few days ago, made this cute pouch thing:)

(I'm adding a button later)

Oh my fucking God look at them!

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!

oooh ahhh oughhhb oughh ouuuuu ee

Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺

Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...

A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container

(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.

My babygirl boo boo pie sweet heart ♥

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Hello, friend. I hope you're well. :) What is your favorite kind of sandwich?

I'd have to say pulled pork with an unholy amount of cheese