Peggy Always Looks Like She's Wearing Her Glasses Upside Down And It Makes Me Want To Scream

FUCK YES GET IT LETS GOOOOO

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

All the bitches with prank-YouTuber humor hate me for my firm boundaries and refusal to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny

Oh my fucking God look at them!

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!

oooh ahhh oughhhb oughh ouuuuu ee

Secret ingredient in willy Wanda's chocolate

No because when ever I'm sad I think about how JFK never fucking saw the moon landing on live broadcast, he never fucking saw it happen and he never will because his head into hamburger helper, he only was around for like the test flights with like, the monkeys that kept dying and like, *maybe* the successful test flight with a human but who gives a shit about that when the Soviets all ready did it like... So everything was in a sad dead monkey tone at the time like that's so unfair

I was on Pinterest and was looking at fanart of Garfield and then I saw tons of the "to be loved is to be changed" fanart of that post of the two Garfield plushies side by side with one of them is worn down and old but happy looking and I've never felt such a wave of sadness go through me

This one

I've never felt so envious

I was TRYING to find a way to clean one of my cute silicone animal squishys and WHAT THE FUCK ETSY WHAT IS THAT

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother