'Being A God Is So Hard Let Me Sideline Humanity'

Morbum aut curandum, medicum plaga

EDIT!, I ALREASDY CAME OUT WITH A NAME. unholy puppeteer!

I've gone insane? Probably! Yeah!

Sooooo, I had this. Silly silly AU idea!

John can switch between the first two at will, second two are more random depending on how bad the situation turns out or on how *bored* Alu is in the moment. So yeah, It would be silly. A priest using demonic powers to destroy OTHER demons, devilman crybaby kind of shit, good shit! I love it!.

Silly facts about this john!:

After he managed to "imprision" Alu (wasn't a easy process btw), he forced it to "heal" his leg. If Alu leaves john's body the wound would reappear. John likes being finally able to walk normally and being able to RUN, although if he tried to in his human/default version after a bit he would get easily exhausted due to not being totally used to it and his age LMAO.

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While he's "half-possessed" or in control of Alu he's WAY more fast, strong and agile (inhumanly even maybe) due to well, duh demonic stuff yk yk.

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In this state his receptivity to fear decreases considerably, he becomes more coldly calculating and serious, less clumsy and anxious. Although it doesn't mean those things are absolutely gone, this only applies on serious occasions, death or fight ones, he preserves his silliness. (in this state he can still be uncomfortable with clowns but not to the point of panic). Meanwhile his senses and perceptivity become higher.

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Alu increased his height, if he was tall in canon NOWS EVEN MORE TALLER HOLY SHIT (this applies to all forms).

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trench coat john hours! in his half possessed form alu gave him a tail that is not very big but quite difficult to hide just to tease him, that's why the trench coat helps a LOT. at first he unconsciously used to wiggle it when happy or excited abt something, like a dog. but with lisa's help now he can control it, at least in public spaces. He can also use it to reach and grab stuff LMAO.

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Alu made another several modifications on john's body, at least *they appear* when he's using it's powers LMAO.

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due to Alu's apparent nature or being able of somehow mimicking voices in game this is also an acquired special ability john has.

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a friend said they look similar LMAO

cousins moment

Dolores

back at it again (right -> left)

i know i'm a priest but i also want to be a whore

YALL THEYRE DEACTIVATE LMAOOO

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

Extreme Dinosaur episodes/fan fiction/ comics/whatever I would enjoy.

They go to see the newest movie Jurassic Park, but the Raptors happen to also choose the same theater. They decide to form a shaky truce. Shenanigans ensue:

The Raptor lose their mind at the Velociraptors and scream bloody murder (in delight) when they own and stalk the humans

Stegz say, "Inaccurate" while pointing, throughout the movie, but enjoys it all the same

T-Bones shouts at the humans to get away most the time.

Bullzeye and Spike spill all the popcorn everywhere

Stegz gets invited by a paleontologist to talk giving an eyewitness account of his life of the past. The Raptors find out and, insulted, crash it. The scientists are chill the whole time and don't act like know-it-alls.

An everyday life episode that focuses on T-Bone and what he does.

He has had little character development. While I can imagine what the others would do after capturing the Raptors, T-Bone kinda feels like he would be lost without a enemy to fight.

The Raptors discover Barney exists and are enraged at the misrepresentation of dinosaurs. When the Extreme Dinosaurs goes to rescue the studio, Bullzeye hesistates.

"Guys, you don't understand, Barney's a dweeb. Like, even kids make fun of him"

You hate me and my army of 6 million devils