Sleepy

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Sooo this has been what I've been exclusively thinking about for the past 24 hours. From the collaborative minds of @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror: Science Time with Dr. Pine. I love Ford with one-sided beef. This is just moments away from disaster.

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

You're a slut, you're a whore, you're a dick, you're a bitch

and with your help i could be president too

Minhkhoa *handcuffing himself to bruce so they're never too far apart after bruce lefts to go grocery shopping without him >once<*: god of course i'm not doing this cause i wanna spend time with you i can't fucking stand you stop being delusional. I'm just fulfilling my duties as your neighbor like a goddamn normal citizen. Everyone knows you have go grocery shopping with the person who lives closer to you. Yes of course this is a thing. You wouldn't know since you never had a real neighbor but once again ghostmaker comes to stop you from making a fool of yourself. No I'm not lying to you when have i done that??? Fine point taken but when have a lied to you since i came back to gotham, hm? This morning? And what do you want me to do about that get over it. Btw let's be clear i hate this. I'm having the worst time of my life. The fact that I chose to move to the house next to yours is irrelevant I don't know why you're bringing this up. No you can't go grocery shopping with your other neighbor. Why? Cause old man potter fucking hates you and i'm not subjecting him to such torture. Stop complaining i'm the one suffering the most here. We're going to patrol together after this too but only so you can be reminded of what a real vigilante looks like. I'm expecting you to take notes. And we're keeping the cuffs ON there's no reason why you would have to be alone with catwoman or two face or tommy fucking elliot-

Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:

1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken

2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)

3. Thick chicken thigh pants

He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.

It suits him very well

Deal with a trickster.

Very public and an obviously not fake Batman is Bruce Wayne reveal

But Bruce simple acts like this never happened

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Reporter: MR. WAYNE, MR. WAYNE, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THE FACT YOU ARE A FOUNDING JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBER?

Bruce, head tilt, eyes squinted: .. What is a “justice league”

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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, prince and knight of Gotham-

Bruce: why would I be “night” of Gotham? I would be 3:24 pm at most

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Gothamite: thank you for the save Batman… or Mr. Wayne… do I call you Batman in the suit and Mr. Wayne when you get coffee on Wednesdays?

Batman: *turning around slowly* what the fuck is a Mr. Wayne?

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Villain: ah, Batman, or should I say BRUCE WAYNE-

Batman: *puffing up* WHO is this ‘Wayne’ and why is he impersonating me

im late but happy 5 year anniversary tv good omens <3