Doodle That Got Out Of Hand

Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?

Narrator: Neither

Narrator: Because it's twelve

Okay so

So hear me out.

Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like

Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.

What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.

But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.

It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)

But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its

Minhkhoa *handcuffing himself to bruce so they're never too far apart after bruce lefts to go grocery shopping without him >once<*: god of course i'm not doing this cause i wanna spend time with you i can't fucking stand you stop being delusional. I'm just fulfilling my duties as your neighbor like a goddamn normal citizen. Everyone knows you have go grocery shopping with the person who lives closer to you. Yes of course this is a thing. You wouldn't know since you never had a real neighbor but once again ghostmaker comes to stop you from making a fool of yourself. No I'm not lying to you when have i done that??? Fine point taken but when have a lied to you since i came back to gotham, hm? This morning? And what do you want me to do about that get over it. Btw let's be clear i hate this. I'm having the worst time of my life. The fact that I chose to move to the house next to yours is irrelevant I don't know why you're bringing this up. No you can't go grocery shopping with your other neighbor. Why? Cause old man potter fucking hates you and i'm not subjecting him to such torture. Stop complaining i'm the one suffering the most here. We're going to patrol together after this too but only so you can be reminded of what a real vigilante looks like. I'm expecting you to take notes. And we're keeping the cuffs ON there's no reason why you would have to be alone with catwoman or two face or tommy fucking elliot-

clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts

Technoblade Never Dies! ❤️

-Made this in tribute to Alex-

ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ. ᴬˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʳᶦˢʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ. ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ, ⁿᵒʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ.

ᵂᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 🧡

LAUGHING that Bruce apparently used to tell Dick about his adventures with Santa from when he was training across the world and Dick was like, "Oh, yeah, that sounds cool, B!" while thinking, "Aw, that's sweet that he's trying to make Santa sound more cool. Total bullshit, but sweet." AND THEN NOPE BRUCE'S LIFE IS SO GODDAMNED WEIRD THAT IT WAS TRUE.

the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying

happy valentines day from the worst couple you know!

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

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