sukuna doing your grwm voiceover | f. reader, s/h prns., crack 'n fluff, estb. rl ؛ ଓ
the mic is a cheap little thing—one of those clip-ons with a long cord and a half-broken clip that you swore was “totally fine for tiktok.” it’s taped to the desk lamp now, swaying slightly as sukuna leans back in your pink gaming chair, arms crossed over his chest like it might keep the cringe away. the video is on mute.
thank god. he would’ve walked out if he had to listen to your chipper little intro and do this dumbass voice-over. but he stays—grumbling, snarling under his breath, but he stays.
“ugh. fine,” he mutters as he hits record, voice low and already irritated. “hi. ’m narratin' her dumbass makeup thing. let’s get this over with.”
the video starts with you holding up your moisturizer to the camera like it’s a sacred relic. sukuna squints at the label.
“this one’s got... snail slime or some shit. don’t ask me. she swears by it. uses exactly three pumps, like a goddamn ritual. see? one, two... three. mmhmm. told you.”
he clicks his tongue when the next product flashes onscreen. your sunscreen.
“this one’s white as hell when it goes on. looks like a clown for a sec. she always pats it in too fast—like she’s in a race. it dries down okay, i guess. not that i notice. or care.”
he very much notices. always does. he sits on the bed pretending to scroll while you do this routine every morning. he's watched it with the intensity of a warrior memorizing enemy patterns.
now comes the concealer. the applicator dabs under your eyes with practiced precision.
“yeah. this part. five dots under each eye. exactly five. you miss one, she wipes the whole thing off like the world’s ending. don’t know why she bothers—looks good without all this crap anyway.”
he pauses.
“…not that i say that out loud.”
the beauty blender makes its entrance and sukuna actually groans.
“this sponge. she squeezes it before every use like it’s stress relief. and then she taps. forever. for e-ver. just... tap tap tap like an annoying little woodpecker.”
he mimics the sound with his fingers on the desk—tap, tap, tap—lazily, almost fondly.
your bronzer palette appears, slightly cracked in the corner. he narrows his eyes.
“this thing’s been through hell. she won’t throw it away. i offered to buy her a new one and she called me ‘sweet’ like i wasn’t trying to end this makeup horror show. anyway, she goes light-handed here. no muddy cheeks. she’s precise. annoying, but precise.”
his gaze flicks to the lipstick you picked—a soft, bitten pink.
“her favorite,” he says a little too quickly, a little too softly. then he clears his throat like the sentiment offended him. “whatever. next.”
the video ends with you posing for the camera, smiling. sukuna stares for a second too long. you’d edited a heart transition, too—sparkly pink.
“gross,” he mutters.
he clicks the mic off and pushes back from the desk like it burned him. “we done? finally?”
you post it anyway. mostly because the internet doesn’t deserve to be spared this kind of comedy gold. and overnight, the comments blow up. thirsting. begging.
"i'd pay to listen to him read an audiobook." "who is he and where can i sign up for the cult??" "he sounds like he could ruin my life and i'd say thanks afterwards."
sukuna glares at the screen the next morning, cracking his knuckles like he’s ready to teleport into the comments section and throw hands.
“who the hell is sexyslut69 and why do they want me to whisper them affirmations?” he growls. “block ‘em. block all of ‘em.”
you laugh. he doesn’t. but when you offer to film another one, he grumbles a “tch” and sits back down in your chair.
“fine. but next time, you're using the expensive mic. and none of that heart bullshit at the end. i'm not doing that sparkly shit again.”
pause.
“…and do not let them think i’m for sale, you hear me? i’m yours. yours.”
I've been really into drawing clovers lately ☘️
Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes aka The Winter Soldier
Exclusive Outtake from Captain America: The Winter Soldier
@homoeroticfisticuffs asked for a way to find all of these outtakes so I'm gonna post this. These are all I have posted so far. I only have 5 left unreleased.
All the star signs in my comic, Realta Part 1!
Part 2
hello my loves. here we have the masterlist for my first ever kinktober. a huge thank you to all my new followers and to anyone who’s been around since the beginning. october marks a year since this account blew up so this is my little treat to yall. let’s get kinky.
please note the following, some of these works may contain triggering content and kinks that might not be for you, do not click on something you aren't comfortable with, and as always, chars are 19+, minors please do not interact.
MASTERLIST UNDER CUT | ⁺˚⋆。°✩₊🕷
kinktober masterlist. | full masterlist. | 19+ MDNI.
these will be completed in a mix of full fics & blurbs.
october 1st • size kink, big dick.
just the tip. theodore nott
october 4th • loss of virginity / corruption kink.
first time. mattheo riddle
• part one
• part two
october 8th • somno / free use.
thank you. tom riddle
october 11th • mirror sex / body worship.
i want you to watch yourself. blaise zabini
october 15th • brat taming / daddy kink.
yes, daddy. mattheo riddle
october 18th • hatefucking / dubcon / enemies
you’re lying. mattheo riddle
october 21st • gun play / dub con / masochism.
does this make me dangerous? tom riddle
october 25th • anal sex / sexual punishment.
turn around. tom riddle
october 28th • degradation / humiliation / 3sum
ghostface. theodore nott x lorenzo berkshire
october 31st • orgy / groupsome / drunk sex.
fuckfest. the slytherins
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sylus who lets you have complete control over onychinus because he trusts you ; sylus who gives you all passwords and access to all his weaponry, manpower, and money ; sylus who despite being the most wanted man, is the most gentle and loving with you ; sylus who loves cats and has cat friends who he feeds ; sylus who would never hurt anyone less fortunate ; sylus who collects vinyls ; sylus who enjoys music and fashion and cooking and all things domestic because he now has the privilege of enjoying life and not just existing ; sylus who is tone deaf because of who he is but still loves music and singing, probably because it reminds him of his beloved who is the only one who would sing for him ; sylus whose soul smells like flowers ; sylus who braids your hair and knows how to take care of textured hair ; sylus who cooks for you, bakes for you ; sylus who would play hide and seek with you, and all things deemed childish without a sense of judgement ; sylus who basks in joy whenever you’re you, always encouraging you to embrace every part of yourself ; sylus who will love every version of you no matter what
the difference between jungkook and taehyung LKASKASKAS
Many of the great villains that oppose classic heroes fall into a handful of villain archetypes:
Anti-villain: The anti-villain is a villain archetype in which the bad guy has a sympathetic motivation or appealing characteristics. In the same way that an anti-hero is ostensibly a good guy with villainous or immoral tendencies, an anti-villain may have justifiable, noble goals or even a good side. Example: Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs (portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in the film version).
The beast: A classic villain whose goal is to terrorize and attempt to defeat the main character, the beast is a literal monster. This type of villain cannot be reasoned with and is often found in the horror or science fiction genres. The whale from Moby Dick and the shark from Jaws are examples of this type of villain.
The bully: Bullies serve as simple, straightforward opposition to the protagonist. This character archetype is sometimes marked by a backstory that explains their mean and oppressive tendencies, such as a childhood marked by abuse or insecurity. Other times, they are simply mean for the sake of being mean. Examples include Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Fletcher from the film Whiplash.
The machine: The machine is similar to the beast, with one major difference: It is a technological construct and is therefore lifeless and incapable of pain, fear, and emotion. The machine can often be found in science fiction thrillers—like Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron or Arnold Schwarzenegger’s robotic killing machine in The Terminator.
The mastermind: The mastermind opposes the protagonist by overseeing a brilliant, diabolical master plan. They are a gifted schemer and evil genius who attempts to defeat the protagonist mentally as opposed to physically. Great villains in the mastermind tradition include Hans Gruber from Die Hard and Lex Luthor from the Superman series.
Evil incarnate: This villain personifies evil itself, offering little in the way of character development or backstory. This type of evildoer serves as an obstacle to the hero’s journey and is primarily found in fantasy and superhero genres. Examples include Sauron from The Lord of the Rings, Darth Vader from Star Wars, and the Joker from The Dark Knight.
The henchman: The henchman exists to do the dirty work of someone else, usually the mastermind or another major evil character in the story. They are functionally the sidekick of the main villain. Though they usually lack the villain’s brains, they make up for it in brawn. Examples include Boba Fett from Star Wars and the monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.
The fanatic: The fanatic’s villainy is driven by an extreme ideology. Oftentimes, they are propelled by religion or a twisted moral belief that gives them fuel to carry out their twisted mission. The serial killer John Doe from the movie Seven is a true villain in the fanatic tradition.
When it comes to writing villains who transcend cliches, there are 4 techniques that can elevate your writing:
Make sure your villain has a strong connection to your hero. A true villain is inextricably connected to the hero and aids in the hero’s character development.
Make them a worthy opponent. A great villain is a strong and worthy adversary to your hero, directly opposing the hero archetype of your protagonist. The villain shouldn’t be weak and easily beaten, nor should they be so powerful that they can only be defeated by random chance. In the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes’s arch-nemesis Moriarty is a brilliant criminal mastermind. Having a villain who is equal in skill and intelligence to your hero will raise the stakes of their encounters, creating a credible threat to your hero.
Put yourself in your villain’s shoes. When it’s time for your villain to act, put yourself in their place. Think about challenges or hardships that might tempt people to act out or behave badly. How do you react to bad things? Tap into those emotions and try to apply them to your villain.
Consider your villain’s motivation. Why does your villain want to rule with an iron fist? Why do they want to put the damsel in distress? As with your main character, determining your antagonist’s motivation can help you unlock other aspects of their character, such as their goals and their personality.
Source ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs ⚜ Villains
"what are you doing?..." your boyfriend's words come out breathlessly as you place his head between your thighs. squeezing his head between them playfully.
his steamy hot breath against your pussy, huffing like a dog in heat as you squeeze his head between your thighs. drool coating his lips as he feels your pussy twitching and clenching against the back of his head.
it was so good that you couldn't help the way you were basically humping his head. clenching your fingers around his hair and pushing him harder against your needy pussy.
a groan comes out of his wet mouth as your feets brush against his sensitive nipples. the only thing that's separating your cold feets from making contact with his hard nipples is the fabric of his shirt.
throwing his head back into your pussy, causing a whine to rip out of you as you feel his head hitting your wet clit.
your boyfriend couldn't help the way he took a hold of your feet, pushing it against his raging hard on. his red tip leaking precum through the fabric of his pants.
and that was the night you realized your boyfriend had a thing for your feets.
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