"You- you're just the Hellsing family's DOG!!!"
"If I'm a dog... Then you must be dog food..."
TRIGGER WARNING AHEAD: EYES
iām going to eat you
š„ Skyyyyyyy, be nice, no noms š„
Well hello there!
Fictional women? Alrighty!
Brunhilde (Record Of Ragnarok)
Momoko Hyakushiki (Nanbaka)
Isabelle Lightwood (Shadowhunters)
Julietta "Letty" Guerrera (THIRDS by Charlie Cochet)
Benedikta Harman (Final Fantasy XVI)
Now for tags :3
@twistyyyyyyyyboo @thegayafgoat @bunchoflimes @retrograde-tonic and whoever else wants to jump on to it
are fucking badasses so list ur top 5
suggested by @crowgenius
mine in no order ;
jude duarte
inej ghafa
juliette cai
alisa montagova
avery grambs
npt ; @catastrxblues @reminiscentreader @herondalesbooklover @sunnieshineeeee @novas2cool4u @bookish-phile @booksovertherapy @bookish-swiftie13 and anyone else who wants to have fun !!
Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.
Lesbians who became straight men
Gay men who became straight women
All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)
People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)
Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.
People with fluid orientations
Gnc people who find joy in their straightness
Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.
[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]
SPOODER MONSTER :D
Info: MM, Crime, Current Rating is YA. Do not quote me on the Ranks etc, I have gone off of what little research I managed to get
Inspired By: THIRDS by Charlie Cochet
Glaring blazes of light reflected off the grey bonnets of various cars, all with the typical blue lights spinning in alternate direction under their cases. Smoke billowed from the steam engine on the tracks, brought to a stop with a barricade - and the broken engine.
"This is the second train this week, and we're on Monday!" a young officer complained, his uniform baring the simple 4 digit number. A lower rank to the man he was complaining too - a constable at most, whining like a child being took home from a park. A huff poured from the older cop, wanting to get this over an done with.
"It happens, get over it and stop whining!" replied the higher ranked officer, his name badge showing him to be Julian Wayne. His rank was identified with the small crown and angled, intricate square design beneath, sat on his shoulder. A DCS, being done with a DC already. Julian waved the lower rank away, making his way to the smoking steam engine.
He felt sorry for whatever engineer would deal with the damage and how much something like that would cost. The cursing and shouting of the convicted caught his attention, the small trio of criminals fighting against the cuffs and officers that pushed them to the vans. Tedious, absolutely tedious.
"You okay, superintendent?" the questioning tone of his friend and colleague caused Julian's attention to change. He looked down at the detective in question, and smiled.
"Chief Superintendent, but yes, I'm good" Julian folded his arms, staring back at the broken locomotive.
"You feeling sorry for another engineer?" the detective hit the issue on the nail. Not exactly anything knew, it was good old Finn Walker after all. Finn had been a friend of Julian's for years, before either had graduated University in fact.Ā
"Nothing gets past you, does it?" a chuckled response came, a smirk and playful side eye given to the lower ranked male. Finn just shrugged with a smug look.
"What can I say, I'm awesome" he grinned, doing the worse flick of his short, brown hair ever. He laughed at the expression of despair on his friend's face, "Chillax, Jules, whoever deals with it will be fine, 'kay?"
Although the three criminals were caught, Julian knew there was more to this than met the eye. The previous duo they'd caught were wearing the same fire-shaped logo that these goons were, which said this was a group. Hopefully, the interrogators would get something out of these three.
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"Well, our favourite nerd's shown up, what can I get ya?"
The inside of GRAND Coffee House was a low murmur with very few customers. Ignis always appeared at the same time, 1 and a half hours after open.
"I'm sure you ought to know by now, Daniel" Ignis replied with a smile. He held his card in his left hand, his right occupied with a bag.
"Don't fancy a change then?" Daniel chuckled, knowing the response that would follow. He glanced back from the machine, a look of feigned pain on Ignis' face.
"How could you swear at me like that? I thought you loved me" Ignis tilted his head away with a dramatic look of betrayal.
Regulars knew of the two, Ignis and Daniel Knight. They had the same curly blonde hair, although Ignis' was longer and a little darker than Daniel's. Same eyes, same face (If you took Daniel's tattoo away that it), same height - it was clear to anyone with eyes that these two were twins. It was also just as obvious that Daniel was extremely protective of his older twin.
Ignis sat by the counter as he always did, keeping his brother updated with all his life. He spoke of his trains, his models, the books he read, he even spoke of things that Daniel's boyfriend mentioned every now and then. It was early Monday morning, so university students were coming in for the coffees to combat their hangovers and/or late nights. Daniel knew there was people who didn't graduate from Ignis' year, he also knew a lot of them didn't know how to keep their mouths shut.
At a young age of 24, Ignis had a degree in criminal psychology and was a part time rail engineer.Ā His ability to take in information had him being forced to do other people's work, do group projects alone and have late nights that led him to be the insomniac he was. He rarely fought back, which included the beatings he'd get if he denied the demands his classmates would order. There was one group in particular, which on a Monday, they would end up at GRAND Coffee House. They hadn't shown yet, which was a good sign for both the twins.
"So, any interests for a career?" Daniel asked, getting a shrug in response.
"I'm a part time rail engineer with a criminal psychology degree, what do you think?" Ignis replied. Daniel stared at his twin with a smirk, and then decided to point something out.
"I heard they're taking on new recruits on the police force" Daniel suggested subtly. Ignis rolled his eyes, having been a prison guard for a little while at 19.
Time ticked on. Ignis bid his brother a farewell, walking out into the streets of Lincoln. He had no intention of doing anything, he now had to change his usual routine afterall, he'd graduated meaning he had no routine at that time. He wandered around aimlessly until he was called by his boss. A train needed repairing? Good, it gave Ignis something to do, and so he made his way to the location.
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Cops cars caught Ignis off guard, surprised to see so many surrounding the train. Smoke billowed from the engine, not steam, which instantly caught Ignis' attention. Ignoring the officials, Ignis climbed up into the locomotive with his tools. He checked the interior with precision that would make a professional darts player jealous.
He saw the remains of what appeared to be a hand-made bomb, one with a low explosion. Not surprising, it was an engine that had been blown.
"Sir? Are you the engineer?"
Ignis stumbled back in surprise, falling onto his ass. He looked at the owner of the voice, and gulped upon seeing the rank. "Yes... Superintendent sir!" Ignis panicked as he spoke, and the police officer laughed.
"Don't worry about formalities, kid. We ought to be apologising for the train" he spoke up, climbing into the said vehicle, helping Ignis to his feet.
"... Alright," Ignis was unsure as to why he was apologising for the damage to the train.
Whoever the cop was, he helped Ignis repair the engine as quick as possible. He made conversation with him too, trying to keep Ignis' nerves at bay.
"Thank you... Uh-"
"Julian. Julian Wayne."
Ignis' eyes widened in surprise, realising who this man was.
"Well, thank you, Julian" he nodded to the cop, a little embarrassed he'd fallen over earlier in front of someone so respected.
"It's fine. You said your name's Ignis, right?" Julian asked with a calming smile. Ignis nodded, and looked at Julian with a little caution. That was until Julian handed him a card with his details on, "You're a chill kid, I like ya" he smiled, ruffling Ignis' head.
That was the start of something much worse than either ever expected.
GORGEOUS ART BY MY FRIEND RETRO š«¶ OF MONA'S OC HELENE
The beautiful Helene drawn by @retrograde-tonic !!
These two have an ungodly hold on me
AGREED
We need Vincent šÆ
please square i am begging you for my vampire bf
Thanks for the tag Sky
(my thing looks like a magic mechanic Sephiroth with a Torgal T_T)
@bonpocalypse @bunchoflimes @retrograde-tonic @thegayafgoat and whoever else
hi tumblr im starting a picrew chain
:3 tags (no pressure)
@finleyforevermore @ohklah0ma @i-am-blackhole @ridleyytheriddler @probablyinsane33 @sleepy-vix @bitterliked1etlem0nade @im-a-slut-for-subway-sandwiches @memyselfandtori @lyssified @exilley @willthewise85 @spacewr3ck51 @joselinealt @doepedip @radiobrais @the-literary-anything-blog @believeinavocado @chrionic-cryer @dinosaur-in-a-jar @sincerely-lily @iloveyoutothestarsandback @piney-45 @stoptheuniverse @itsfunnybcuzitstrue @willupleaseebequiet @ak5ana @michaelholdenenjoyer
i am sorry if i missed u i did any mutual i found in my notifs in the past like 3 weeks if i missed u still feel free to do this !!
Hi there! I'm 19 š«¶ I'm British š¬š§ And I'm a Genderfluid Lesbian š³ļøāš "Lesbian until the man is fictional"
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