dream smp characters as tweets part four!
part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 (here)
I'm a recursive gnostic. I believe there is no god, just an infinite chain of demiurges stretching out to eternity.
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
I just spent 72 hours with my boyfriend. He went home. I now have to re-learn how to be a unique person on my own, not just a clingy hugging extension of him.
are you a community fan who's urgently waiting for the movie and have a BIGASS HANKERING for content/?? and are also kind of maybe a little dumb but not like in a bad way you just saw some of these online and didn't think to look for more??
I saw someone post a couple gifs from the study break mini-episodes WHICH APPARENTLY ARE A THING?? I looked them up, and found this playlist of all the stuff not in the series.
I can't believe I've been missing out on clips that aren't in the show for YEARS, consider this a non-denominational winter gift from me
i’m literally crying i can’t take this anymore i cannot take matthew gray gubler i cannot take him. who gave him the right to be so attractive it isn’t even funny like i hate him so much for doing this to me i see a picture of him and i resort back into my animalistic instincts bcuz i need to procreate its sick it’s twisted i feel it in my toes i need him so bad it hurts and i hate him for making me feel this way i have lost all self control i have lost all self respect pls i need his hands on me or i’m going to have a mental breakdown but i don’t need to be sedated i need to be seduced by matthew gray gubler. matthew if you can hear me please save me matthew please save me it isn’t fair it’s not fair to do this i’m just a nineteen year old girl nothing will work no other man can fix this issue i don’t even like men all that much but matthew i see your jawline i see that smile i see those eyes and my back arches i turn into a werewolf on a full moon i feel the way my clothes get tighter as it pops off my body letting me revert into my canine ways. a princess kisses a frog, but a horny nineteen year old (me) needs to kiss matthew gray gubler. this is my fairytale, you are my prince. you being 44 is a quirk you love quirks you’re so quirky i can be that for you! i can be that for you i can be your quirk i can be your dream.
Yay go gals
sending girls the courage they need to kiss another girl in 2022
i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs
i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
someone thought it was a good idea to let me have unlimited access to the internet so I'm making it everyone's problem
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