Oh Noooo Hes Got The Brick! 😭🤣

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

absolutely haunting google maps point of interest. what do they know? do I want to know? do you?

haunted by morros past and present

you know who else is haunting me? Kai Rust

Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’

And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??

A note for every day of the scrooge

ebb 'n eez 'er scrooge???? i hardly know 'er!

due to lazard and tseng getting sick heidigger gets put in charge how does it go

Heidegger suggests Sephiroth should cut his hair, and this immediately radicalizes him.

*Sephiroth is at his desk tearing pages out of reports and folding them into origami. Genesis bursts through the door, wearing the standard issue First Class uniform*

Genesis: Can you believe this barbarism Heidegger has us wear? No customizations? My individuality? Erased! My freedom? Suppressed! My coat—

Sephiroth: Gone. Like my respect for authority.

*Sephiroth proudly presents a stack of paper cranes made with highly classified field reports*

Genesis: What in Minerva's name are you doing?

Sephiroth: Engineering dissent. Origami is art, and art is rebellion.

*He begins tying string to the ceiling fan blades, and attaching them to his paper cranes*

Genesis: ....

*Angeal walks in*

Angeal: Can you believe Heidegger cut the funding for the new training program? I swear to Gaia, that man is going to start a shitstorm here at SOLDIER.

*Sephiroth flips the fan to full power, sending a paper storm spiraling through the room, everyone has to duck to avoid being hit by paper cranes*

Angeal: THERE IT IS. THERE'S THE SHITSTORM.

Sephiroth: Shitstorms are first step to revolution.

“Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.” - Luke 23:34

sooo… jesus art got me to 10k on twitter😳, here is some more art, i can’t draw wolves, or clothes, or anything really

Bruce Wayne panicking because he walks into a WE board meeting to see a fully suited Red Hood sat at the table spinning around in a wheelie chair and CEO Tim Drake can only shrug and be like 'well he wanted to invest money'

Bruce, frantically pulling Tim aside: he is a CRIMINAL

Tim: so is like 90% of Gotham's elite. nobody else cares.

*both of them peer through the window to see literally nobody else in the meeting acting like a helmeted crime lord amongst them is any way odd. Stacy from accounting offers him a coffee and Red Hood denies politely*

Bruce: i understand him donating money, but why is he at our board meetings!??!

Tim: oh he bought like, over half our stocks. he owns 58% of the company now

Bruce:

Bruce: but thats...

Tim: yeah. more than you. Jason's the majority shareholder now.

Bruce:

Bruce: why did you let him do this

Tim: well you WANTED him to be part of the FAMILY again-

Bruce: SO YOU APPROVED HIM BUYING MY COMPANY?!

Tim:

Tim: shouldnta' benched me from fucking patrol.

Bruce:

Red Hood, knocking on the glass: can y'all wrap it the fuck up? i have other meetings to attend to after this

make that shit up bro, lets go

Think about the possibility of Jay relocating one of the ninja while he was in the administration