O Woe þe Great Metal Beast Hast Fallen!

we're allowed to be gothic about pizza. mom said so

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

Daily Cloud Strife #58

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

is the cannibalism a joke……

Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please

hey ummm. quick question.

why is every single one of your pfp different?

Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’

And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??