Youre No Better

woah

donald trump x nagito komaeda lovers tale

nagito kisses donald trump on his ear lobe i think idk and he like uhhhhhhhhhh nagitos mother, ed sheeran burst through the door.

furiously, she grabbed her bat and started beating them both.

“ARE YOU FUCKINH IN MY HOUSE” she said politely.

she doesnt like either of them.

suddenly, ed sheerans mother breaks through the door. hajime hinata. it was hajime hinata. what the fuck id wrong with the family tree. hajime hinata started saying to ed sheeran:

“i hope both sides of your pillow are warm” before he futily beats him to death and chokes the life out of him.

nagito is astonished.

nagito and donald trump escape through the window while the chaos is happening. as they do, hajime hinatas mother - who id joe biden - tries to stop tjem but they said “fuck that” and futily beat him to death.

hajime is astonished.

donald trump and nagito are at the park. they were finally alone to be happy. nagito lights up a FAT joint and takes a hit. donald trump stares, astonished. suddenly, the moon from majoras mask appeared and is about to crash into earth.

“oh christ almighty” says the worm eatibg bidens corpse.

donald trump is the ONLY ONE who can save everyone. he gives nagito one final kiss before flying into the moon to DEFEAT majoras moon. donald trump EXPLODES the moon. nagito is astonished. donald trump comes flying down like a meteor into nagitos pale, scarily long hands. donald trump says:

“i love you nagito, and i’ll always be with you” as he withers away like dust.

nagito. is astonished.

but couldnt give less of a fuck. because hes high on that ZAZA🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

suddenly. again. joe bidens MOTHER, pheonic wright, burst into the park..? and says:

“how DARE you do this.”

the majoras moons fragments? bewildered. you could even say, astonished.

the end.

HOWEVER.

SUDDENLY.

the weed trip ends, and nagito realises he was just fucking delusional. and hes still on the murder island.

in tokyo, japan, an article was released the day after nagitos weed trip.

“On the 21st of September, XXXX, a young boy was found dead on Jabberwock Island. Inhabitants of the island claim he spoke of the recent president, Donald Trump as his lover.

They were, in fact, astonished by this death. More on this topic later.”

thw actual end

CAST:

nagito: nagito

donald trump: donald trump

ed sheeran: ed sheeran

hajime hinata: hajime hinata

joe biden: chris pratt

majoras mask/moon: majoras mask/moon

pheonix wright: pheonix wright

worm eating bidens corpse: ben

WRITTEN BY:

kelper_ and her sister

the BADDEST BITCHES on the block

and mario was just there

astonished.

there's a lot to unpack here i think

is there still hype for strawberry girl ?!!!!

also there's no one stopping you from loving a badly written woman. in fact sometimes a badly written woman will crawl inside your brain and live there forever.

how u did peko scratches my brain in the right wAYSDHASDASDNSDNANSFMAMGSAMD

ok heres some more

the way i love biblically accurate gojo is not appreciated or understood nearly enough he’s such a fucking freak more people need to draw him as the fucking terrifying piece of shit he is

WANT IT

EAT IT

ALAMODEEEEEEE

SERVE THAT SHIT FUCKING COLLLD

anon asks aren't even anonymous anymore i know it's you

There will always be people who will not accept you or give you a rough time for who you are. Its quite inevitable, but there will always be people who will love and support you. Don’t give up.

i remember like a year ago i drew mpreg of one of my friends characters *AS A JOKE* and then few days laer i was talking to one of the older kids at my school and the first thing they said to me was “arent you the person who drew mpreg???” what. how do YOU even know about that. is that all im going to be known as now? the mpreg person?

currently wishing i had this level of hater mentality.

“your face is jeopardising my recovery” ???? how the fuck do you even recover from that. man is literally BARELY off his deathbed and he’s like “yeah yeah fuck off hoe ugly ass bitch” EXCUSE ME? i would not be chill as hajime is rn because that has to be a fucking hatecrime atp.

THE SHOO SHOO??? HELLO?????? i actually think this would be my last fucking straw. this would be THE LAST STRAW FOR ME. idgaf if hes got liar disease if i was in hajimes shoes i would’ve lunged at him.