This Is Your Captain Speaking And Yeah We’re Not Landing. I Just Feel Like We’ve Got A Really Good

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a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

Wet Beast Rotation

Maybe in another life im an 18yr old american going to the Will Wood ten year anniversary tour </3

(via Elon Musk stealing from children : r/RealTwitterAccounts)

Chase is a man when i ship him w foreman and a woman when i ship her with thirteen. If u care

Yes

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

They/them pussy