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BBC Sherlock:

Sherlock Holmes

♡ Danger Night’s - Sherlock never really cared what the drugs did to him, until he saw what they were doing to you.

♡ Different - You find out that Sherlock Holmes is rather endearing whilst drunk.

♡ Sentiment - Sherlock says something he regrets. But can you forgive him for it?

♡ I’m Here - After suffering from a panic attack, you’re shocked to see just how far Sherlock is willing to go to ensure you’re alright.

♡ Those Three Simple Words - Three times you told Sherlock Holmes you loved him, and that one time he told you he loved you too.

♡ Meet the Parents - During a visit to Baker Street, you finally get to meet Sherlock’s parents. Embarrassment ensues.

In Black and White - Everything is black and white until you share your first touch with your Soulmate. When you brush hands with Sherlock Holmes, you can suddenly see in colour. But it would appear that you do not have the same effect on him. (Soulmate!AU)

The Ghost of You - Reichenbach AU in which Sherlock never survived the fall. But despite being dead, he just can’t seem to leave Baker Street. Or rather, he just can’t seem to leave you.

Just a Reminder - It’s been three years since the fall. But after yet another nightmare, you find yourself in need of some reassurance.

Look the Part - After being invited to a classy ball by Mycroft with no choice but to attend, you have your fair share of reasons as to why you’d rather not go. Luckily, Sherlock knows how to solve the problem.

♡ Deep Water - When a case goes wrong and leaves you in a bad way, guilt begins to get to Sherlock, who’s holding himself accountable.

♡ His Remedy - You are one of the few people that can handle Sherlock when he has had a bad day. In fact, you’re the only one.

His Last Vow - You can’t stop Sherlock from falling apart, but you can certainly help pick up the pieces.

It’s Just a Head Cold - Sherlock may be a brilliant detective, but he’s a bloody awful doctor. 

The Right One - Sherlock’s previous experiences with love left a few cracks. But you’re more than happy to help mend them.

♡ I Took Care Of It - Mycroft is horrified to discover that one of his old insults no longer applies to his little brother.

♡ Safe and Sound - When things take a violent turn for the worst at a crime scene, Sherlock discovers two very important things. One, he can’t live without you. And two, he’s willing to do anything to avoid having to.

Bite the Bullet - One well-aimed bullet puts everything into perspective for Sherlock. 

Darling It’s Cold Outside - A snowstorm falls over London and you’re left trapped at 221B with Sherlock. It doesn’t sound all that bad, but keeping Sherlock entertained poses as a challenge.

♡ Touch Starved - It’s taken you a while to realise. But Sherlock Holmes is a very touch starved man.

♡ Always On My Mind - Sherlock’s mind is a cursed thing that decides to torture him with everything he fears most whilst he tries to rest.

Train of Thoughts - When there are no cabs available you and Sherlock take the underground train home.

The Key Code - Intelligence is nothing without a little common sense.

Cutting it Close - A new case leads you and Sherlock to investigate an abandoned track on the London underground.

Comfort - Finding comfort in his arms after a long day

SFW Alphabet - with Sherlock Holmes

A random one shot - Sherlock is stabbed and reacts exactly as you’d expect him too

♡ brother dearest - Mycroft had never considered himself to be overprotective. However, he isn’t overly pleased with how smitten his little brother is with you…

What a lovely inconvenience - Sherlock Holmes pushes your buttons like no one else. So when a case leaves you stranded in a hotel room with only one bed you worry that Scotland Yard might have a new murder case on their hands.

Marvel:

Bucky Barnes

Rainy Sunday Mornings are for Talking - You get to enjoy a particularly rainy morning cuddled up with your boyfriend. But you also get to talk to Bucky about something you know has been bothering him for quite some time.

Secret Book Club - Bucky’s got a new book and he just can’t seem to put it down.

♡ I’ve Got You - Bucky’s recovery from his time as the winter soldier was a long road. But the final challenge proves to be the toughest.

♡ Right a Wrong - You, Sam and Bucky get to work repairing Sam’s family boat. Turns out the boat isn’t the only thing in need of fixing. But with help from you and Sam, Bucky figures some stuff out.

Right a Wrong (Part Two) - You help Bucky make amends and things start to look up for the both of you.

I Remember All Of Them - Bucky has a nightmare and it leads to a late night conversation.

Steve Rogers

We’ll Meet Again - After you are drafted into the war, you struggle to break the news to your boyfriend, Steve. (Pre-Serum!Steve)

We’ll Meet Again (Part Two) - Having been sent to war in Europe and captured by Hydra, you’ve given up all hope of ever seeing Steve again. But little do you know that he’s been doing everything in his power to find you.

Little Talks - The world is desperate for a new Captain America. Amidst all the drama and conflict, you decide to speak with the one person who always stirred you on the right path.

Stucky x Reader

* Let Us Show You - You begin to question your self worth and your place within the relationship. But Steve and Bucky are quick to show you just how much they love you.

I Missed You - After one long and tiresome mission, Steve and Bucky want nothing more than to go home and cuddle up with their girl.

Happy 4th of July - After almost seventy years spent apart and so many missed celebrations, you finally get to celebrate the 4th of July with your boys again.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside - You spend a cold morning cuddled up with your boys.

Loki Laufeyson

♡ Headcanons - for Loki Falling for a Shy/Quiet Reader.

Music and Mischief - aka the kind of music Loki listens to and the role it plays in your relationship.

True Love - “You’re an asshole, but I love you.” (Song Prompt)

What He Doesn’t Know Won’t Hurt Him - You and Loki had been doing a fairly decent job at keeping your relationship a secret from the other members of the team, specifically your father. But what happens when word finally gets out?

Fire and the Flood - A powerful enemy uses a spell that turns Loki into a brainwashed puppet and a danger to the team. However, you’re willing to do whatever it takes to save him from himself.

Riptide || Masterlist - Loki’s curiosity had always drawn him to the shore, despite his father’s warnings. And when he meets a young woman at the waters edge, he takes a risk that will change everything. (Merman!Loki AU)

♡ What Is and What Should Never Be - Loki is forced to watch both his past and his future and he only realises what he had once it’s gone.

Enjoy the Little Things - Whilst stranded on Lamentis and attempting to reach the ark, the weight of the situation begins to set in on you. Loki decides to comfort you with a little magic.

The End of the Line - As the sacred timeline descends into chaos, Loki returns to the TVA and searches for the one person he knows will still be there for him.

♡ Sweet Little Thing - A relationship between a frost giant and a human is one not many thought could be maintained. But you and Loki make it work. (Jötun!Loki)

After the After Party - Loki wakes the morning after one of Thor’s parties and feels the unfortunate consequences that follow a night of drinking. (Jötun!Loki)

Headcanons - for dating Jötun Loki. (Jötun!Loki)

Protective - When one drunken idiot refuses to leave you alone, Loki intervenes. (Jötun!Loki)

The Eyes of the Beholder // Masterlist - Loki has spent years in solitude, hidden away in the mountains south of Athens. Having been cursed by the gods for his trickery, anyone that sets eyes on him shall turn to stone. But what happens when an unfortunate mortal wanders into his domain?

Solace - The weight of the world begins to bear down on you but you do not have to carry it alone.

Stephen Strange

Midnight Miseries, Muttered Comforts - Plagued by nightmares, you seem to be the only thing keeping Stephen tethered to reality.

♡dream a little, dream of me - You’re met with the realisation that in order to save the world you’ll have to lose your own.

*Patience is a Virtue - You decide to tease Stephen whilst he is busy. Big mistake.

Stark Relevations - Relevation; an act of revealing or communicating a divine truth. Or the one where Stephen finally remembers you.

The Moon Knight System

♡ From Dust - (Steven Grant x Reader) Inside an ancient Egyptian tomb, Steven finds his courage.

♡ Smoke and Mirrors - (Steven Grant x f!Reader x Marc Spector) Harrow, ushabti, gun, pain… that’s the last thing you remember. When you open your eyes again, you can’t tell if the world you’ve awoken to is a plane of death, a nightmare or a reality you’ve tried to suppress.

♡ The Truth is Rarely Kind - (Marc Spector x f!Reader x Steven Grant) (second installment to ‘Smoke and Mirrors’) By the grace of a begrudged god, you are resurrected. But before you can return to Marc and Steven, there is something Khonshu believes you need to see.

♡* Praise Worthy - (Steven Grant x f!Reader) You accidentally call Steven your ‘good boy’ and he loses his goddamn mind.

Oh, Little Horned One of the Old Oak Tree - (Steven Grant x Reader) Becoming the avatar of an ancient Celtic god came with some unforeseen side affects; side affects which you are yet to tell Steven about.

Little Runaway - (Jake Lockley x Reader) “you heading home, carinõ?” “Not exactly.”

You decide to run and leave everything behind you, but the cabbie you’ve hailed to drop you to the airport might just change your mind.

Concerning Lockley - (Steven Grant x Reader x Marc Spector x Jake Lockley) (third installment to ‘Smoke and Mirrors’) A year has passed since the events in Cairo and two things cannot remain hidden for much longer; the truth and a third alter.

Good Omens:

Crowley

Demon’s are Drama Queens - All couples fight. But not all couples are made up of a human and a demon respectively.

Headcanons - for Crowley pining for and finally confessing his love for Angel!Reader

♡ Iris - “When everything’s made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.” Or, Crowley finally decides to tell you, his human lover, that he is a demon. He’s justifiably terrified.

Ineffable husbands x Reader

♡ Two Turtle Doves - There is no greater comfort than spending a cosy, wintery evening in the embrace of your favourite angel and demon.

Ugly Christmas Jumpers - Sometimes love is wearing the ugly Christmas jumper your partner gifted you.

Middle Earth:

Thorin Oakenshield

♡ Avert Your Eyes from Your Demise, Though Lovely It May Be - In which giant spiders aren’t the only threat Mirkwood has to offer.

The Beauty of Chance - Whilst finding respite in Beorn’s home, certain relevations are had. Or; you and Thorin do a little more than just talk things through.

Our Flag Means Death:

Izzy Hands

Noceur (n.) - to find comfort in the dark - You’d reached the genius conclusion that you couldn’t have nightmares if you simply didn’t sleep. Izzy isn’t a fan of your logic.

Edward Teach

Just thinking about kissing Edward Teach

See also:

Roy O'Bannon from Shanghai Noon/Knights

Nothin’ Short of a Miracle - The last person Roy knew that caught tuberculosis didn’t see the next month. But you’re strong and Roy doesn’t plan on giving up on you as long as you’re still fighting.

Masterlists

starks-hero masterlist 2.0 - My second masterlist containing all my fics for my favourite actors and celebrities.

16 Days of Christmas Masterlist 2021 - a collection of christmas and wintery themed fics.

Born to yap. Forced to call cues

We’re all thinking it

I will be seeing this movie opening night just you wait

I know they can’t hug but they deserve it

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