Listen, I Had A Femme Reddie Dream Last Night.

PSA: To fellow Reddie writers when you post on AO3 can you add spaces to your paragraphs?? I can't read your story if it's all jumbled into one ;w;

I have to manually make sure myself when I copy and paste.

Thank you <3

Can you imagine Richie being the type to never date and just fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy until he meets Eddie and all of the sudden he has to google search what to do on dates. Eddie would be his sassy self of "if you don't want to do more than just fuck me, you're wasting my time". Basically Richie is like a puppy Eddie pulls around and everyone else is like HOW DID HE DO THAT??

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65089606

Pairing: tomgreg | beta!Greg & omega!Tom

Summary:

“Oh, Greg. This is…” Tom whispered, finally turning back to him with tender eyes, “It’s perfect.”

Greg couldn't stop the grin on his face. “Yeah?”

a woefully under-appreciated moment

PAIRING: Devil's Minion aka Armandiel aka Armand/Daniel

SUMMARY:

“No, please. I don’t know what she said, I swear,” Dani pleaded, feeling like she might lose her mind. “I’m nobody. I just interview people for fun, I... I didn’t even do anything with her-”

“Your pants. Take it off,” Armand interrupted with an impatient exhale, completely unfazed by her disputes.

tbh!!

I read your fic “Smash or Pass” a couple of months ago and it’s so cute and well written! But I keep checking back and it hasn’t been updated 😔 Do you have any plans to finish it? I just can’t wait to see how cute Reddie are gonna be once they meet!! (I’m also totally aware of how much everything going on rn is affecting people’s mindsets/motivation so please don’t take this as pressure!!) ❤️

Hiii! I haven't been in the mood to write sorryyy;; I've got the idea but putting it to paper just hasn't really clicked, I wrote about half some time ago and then lost my buzz. I do hope to get to it

Imagine reddie hanging out in the music room and Richie playing beautifully on the piano and Eddie is like 'i hope this doesn't awaken anything in m-' and then when Richie is done, he grins up at him smugly to say, "pretty hot, right?" And when Eddie struggles to find words, Richie is damn shocked, "wait IT IS?!"

(1) Eddie might just be going crazy-- he thinks it's entirely possible, maybe even likely. After all, his mother was crazy. He might just be going crazy, because it seems to him like Trashmouth Tozier's instagram account has gotten... sexier, of late. Like, joke sexy, rather than sexy in earnest, and it's just Eddie's poor luck that he actually finds Tozier... attractive. Shit.

(2) He finds him attractive. He's married, he has a wife, he's-- he spends a lot of time telling himself he's straight, but... he feels something looking at pictures of some unfunny comedian that he doesn't feel any of the times he's supposed to feel something. Well... no, it's not that he's unfunny. His jokes are unfunny. His instagram is... he actually seems like he is funny. But the joke 'sexy' photos...

(3) He makes these ridiculous faces, like no one could actually find him sexy, like it's all a big gag, and then he lifts his shirt in the mirror or he poses on his bed, or some other thing that's a clear parody of people who actually take sexy photos, but the thing is, he's... well, Eddie can't tell exactly how tall he is, but he's tall, and his hands are enormous, and he has nice biceps, not like... built, but nice. Like, arms Eddie can easily imagine holding him. Tight.

(4) And that's not crazy, noticing that. It's some new goofy thing he's doing and he's clueless about how hot he really is and that's honestly kind of cute, it's just... it only started happening after he'd commented on a very unsexy picture (only it wasn't unsexy, he'd kept thinking about those enormous hands, on him, he was thinking about those hands when Myra had-- during the span of time he usually tried to think of nothing at all), and he hadn't realized...

(5) Well, he hadn't realized Tozier would reply, or that he'd start following Eddie of all people, though that might have been a random follow-back deal, he doesn't know, he doesn't know anything anymore because Tozier had made a joke about Eddie talking dirty to him (literal dirt, he was talking about literal dirt) and now every other picture is weirdly actually sexy and if Eddie wasn't going crazy before, he might just start.

(6) He resolves not to overthink the coincidence, and then Richie Tozier posts a professionally taken picture, and his jeans are tight and his legs are spread and he had clearly been ordered not to make a funny face and you can see him struggling not to, out of sheer reflex, and Eddie can imagine him being self-conscious with something earnest, and he looks really good and Eddie is officially overthinking it. He hates himself a little. He needs a divorce.

(7/7) And then, the phone call comes, and Eddie is sitting in an airport looking at his phone and that's Richie, that's his Richie, and it all rushes back to him... and he really needs that divorce, he really does. It's going to be a while before he expects either of them will check social media, but he leaves a comment on Richie's airport selfie. If something goes wrong, with this reunion, at least... at least he's said he remembers him, and... maybe it's enough somehow.

Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no